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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
Christian Joke!
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September 10, 2003, 06:31:18 AM »
Quote from: 3wells on September 10, 2003, 06:25:51 AM
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son had turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian.
Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you, I too brought my boy up in the faith, put him through university, cost me a fortune, then one day he too comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the lawyer.
"I turned to God for the answer", replied the Rabbi.
"And what did he say?" pressed the lawyer.
God said, 'Funny you should come to me ...' "
Good One
Brother Love
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Quote from: Brother Love on September 10, 2003, 06:31:18 AM
Quote from: 3wells on September 10, 2003, 06:25:51 AM
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son had turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian.
Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you, I too brought my boy up in the faith, put him through university, cost me a fortune, then one day he too comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the lawyer.
"I turned to God for the answer", replied the Rabbi.
"And what did he say?" pressed the lawyer.
God said, 'Funny you should come to me ...' "
Good One
Brother Love
Yeah, this is a trip! You can also hear God, in a NY Jew accent, saying that, lol.
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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
Christian Joke!
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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot.”
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Quote from: Ambassador4Christ on September 10, 2003, 04:37:45 PM
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot.”
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A college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trap door and announce, "I descend into hell!" A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the character would plunge through. The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the new actor announced, “I descend into hell!" the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend. One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: "Hallelujah! Hell is full!"
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