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« Reply #135 on: February 09, 2004, 09:19:55 PM » |
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« Reply #136 on: February 10, 2004, 01:26:26 AM » |
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We could throw BEP in here for a while .... moving everything getting old ladies all mixed up throw em in the brig Oklahoma Howdy to Sister Reba,  I could use the rest, and I understand the food is great! Could you get me at least 10 days please? Add another charge, just make up one - I could really use 20 days. I simply wish to plead guilty, so there won't be any need of an interrogation by the cyclops. 3 hots and a cot, and I'll stay as long as you let me. Put Allinall in here too, but I think he will need the full interrogation to confess where all of those prisoners are he helped to escape. I've heard that Allinall will not cooperate with the cyclops at all. In fact, I heard Allinall say that cyclops was so ugly his momma didn't like him. I think that Allinall will be a hard case that the cyclops will have to devote continual attention to for my entire incarceration. I think the cyclops should make Allinall confess his attempted career as a terrorist. I say attempted because his first assignment was to blow up a school bus. He burned his lips on the tail pipe. |
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« Reply #137 on: February 10, 2004, 01:40:47 PM » |
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I think the cyclops should make Allinall confess his attempted career as a terrorist. I say attempted because his first assignment was to blow up a school bus.
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« Reply #138 on: February 10, 2004, 07:45:35 PM » |
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 Stop this nonsense and prepare a cell in pink. It won't be long before NateyCakes is incarcerated. Of course while we are on the subjest, pink is nice. |
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« Reply #139 on: February 10, 2004, 07:57:15 PM » |
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Ollie – funny you should post that picture. This is WAY off the subject of jail, but just last night I was thinking of “infinite amounts” – you know; like the blades of grass in the dell, the grains of sand on the beach, the drops of water in the ocean, the hairs on Hillary’s chest…
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« Reply #140 on: February 10, 2004, 08:49:08 PM » |
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« Reply #141 on: February 10, 2004, 10:39:00 PM » |
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Ollie – funny you should post that picture. This is WAY off the subject of jail, but just last night I was thinking of “infinite amounts” – you know; like the blades of grass in the dell, the grains of sand on the beach, the drops of water in the ocean, the hairs on Hillary’s chest…
Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot, ROFL & can't get up. Brother, I said that I would plead guilty and serve my time, but not if Hillary is in there. I understand she also has braided armpits. Tom |
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« Reply #142 on: February 11, 2004, 01:20:13 AM » |
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Burned his lips on the tail pipe!! LOL!!!  You two are great.  |
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« Reply #143 on: February 11, 2004, 11:59:15 AM » |
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Put Allinall in here too, but I think he will need the full interrogation to confess where all of those prisoners are he helped to escape. I've heard that Allinall will not cooperate with the cyclops at all. In fact, I heard Allinall say that cyclops was so ugly his momma didn't like him. I think that Allinall will be a hard case that the cyclops will have to devote continual attention to for my entire incarceration.
I think the cyclops should make Allinall confess his attempted career as a terrorist. I say attempted because his first assignment was to blow up a school bus.
He burned his lips on the tail pipe. I...but...I...didn...neve...not me...I wouldn...but...but...but!!! *Runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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« Reply #144 on: February 11, 2004, 03:37:12 PM » |
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« Reply #145 on: February 11, 2004, 03:38:09 PM » |
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« Reply #146 on: February 11, 2004, 03:39:22 PM » |
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So i fugured the jail thread might be a good place to be naughty.
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« Reply #147 on: February 11, 2004, 03:41:08 PM » |
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Bep 20 days? Bibical standards are 40 !
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« Reply #148 on: February 11, 2004, 05:39:02 PM » |
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Bep 20 days? Bibical standards are 40 !
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« Reply #149 on: February 11, 2004, 10:35:14 PM » |
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Hey at 500 posts
All your post totals since Feb. 9 total 498 including today. Posts: 498  |
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