Bronzesnake
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« on: August 13, 2005, 08:45:19 AM » |
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After driving satan out of farmer Joe in Anytown U.S.A. a resourceful pastor quickly realized the farm had no swine, so... [/size][/color] Moments after this photo was taken, the tomato rolled off the plate into a sink full of water. [/size][/color] compliments of your friendly neighbourhood Bronzsnake! 
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Bronzesnake
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2005, 09:08:15 AM » |
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 I don't get it. Time for some sleep. Remember Mat 8:31-32? 
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Bronzesnake
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2005, 09:17:32 AM » |
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Notice the horns on the tomato? I guess this joke stinks huh? I thought I was quite clever.  my humble apologies.
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Soldier4Christ
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2005, 12:34:21 PM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2005, 03:34:46 PM » |
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Well PR, I'm glad YOU had a good nights sleep. I woke up with Plumbers Syndrome............................you know, that drained feeling.
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2005, 03:51:24 PM » |
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Well PR, I'm glad YOU had a good nights sleep. I woke up with Plumbers Syndrome............................you know, that drained feeling. That sounds like my normal mornings. God was good to me last night. 
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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Shammu
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2005, 04:01:12 PM » |
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I think it should have a turkey award.  Now theres a thunderstorm coming in. I got to get off and shut down for a while.
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Soldier4Christ
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2005, 10:20:15 PM » |
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Whats a thunderstorm?? It's been to long since I've seen or heard one.
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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Shammu
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2005, 11:24:53 PM » |
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Whats a thunderstorm?? It's been to long since I've seen or heard one.
The thunderstorm that hit here today. This is our monsoon season. With what we got today, we are finally out of the severe drought condition. Here we are still in a drought though........ I will pray for rain for you. I don't know if it will help though.
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2005, 11:46:54 PM » |
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It hasn't been raining much where I am at either. It only sprinkled today. Save some of that rain and ship it over here DW.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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Soldier4Christ
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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2005, 12:25:21 AM » |
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We're finally getting rain today and there is rain in the forecast for the next 4 or 5 days. Until today all the rain was going north of me. It will take all of that and then some to get out of the drought here. What we got today was just less than an inch.
Prayers always help, brother. Thanks.
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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Bronzesnake
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2005, 03:10:58 AM » |
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You know a joke really stinks when ridicule of the joke quickly and uncerimoniously turns into a weather discussion! 
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2005, 12:15:25 PM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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