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A Man, Boy & a Donkey
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April 13, 2003, 07:28:11 PM »
This is for those who think my main goal and purpose here should be to please THEM
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going
to town. The boy rode on the donkey and
the old man walked. As they went along
they passed some people who remarked
it was a shame the old man was walking
and the boy was riding. The man and boy
thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that ! ! remarked,
"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
They then decided they both
would walk! Soon they passed some
more people who thought they were
stupid to walk when they had a decent
donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that
shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man said they were
probably right, so they decided
to carry the donkey. As
they crossed the bridge, they lost
their grip on the animal and he fell
into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass good-bye.
Have A Nice Day!
(Careful with your donkey)
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asaph
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Re:A Man, Boy & a Donkey
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April 13, 2003, 11:17:21 PM »
So true.
Thanks,
asaph
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Quote from: IrishAngel on April 13, 2003, 07:28:11 PM
This is for those who think my main goal and purpose here should be to please THEM
IrishAngel;
If you try to please GOD first the other will take care of themselfs GOD should be first in our lifes
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ROM 12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.
IrishAngel
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asaph
Forrest you said it!
Put Jesus FIRST...
n take care of your donkey
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Irish!! A**!!
(*sigh*)
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On second thought, Irish, I think you DO need another older brother...
I'm telling.
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IrishAngel
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who pray tell would a big brother tell LOL
Is A** to crass?
I thought tis ok to use it being a bible word n all
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Well, your story DOES have a good moral to it.
Not to be men-pleasers.
I don't like to push movies, and I'm not a Kevin Bacon fan, but he plays an ambitious director whose original idea for a film keeps getting "edited" by everyone else. He listens to all of their suggestions. It fails miserably.
Finally, near the end, he realizes he has to do his way, so goes back to doing it the way he wanted in the beginning, and it becomes a hit.
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there ya go!
To God...and thine own self be true
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