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« on: November 17, 2004, 10:12:23 PM » |
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If you're having to do the laundry, men, just a suggestion: Absorb the risks that you haven't a clue what you're doing and DON'T ask how to do it. She'll immediately give you all the directions and then exit thinking how clueless can someone be. And that's the proverbial camel's nose under the tent. From then on, you will never have a day's peace again. Better to risk pink long johns. Trust me on this.  |
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2004, 01:08:34 AM » |
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And if, by chance, you accidentally toss her favorite girdle into the dryer blame it on demonic oppression. Do not take the blame for that one!
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Whether a glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you're drinking or pouring.
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Shammu
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2004, 03:19:19 AM » |
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If you're having to do the laundry, men, just a suggestion: Absorb the risks that you haven't a clue what you're doing and DON'T ask how to do it. She'll immediately give you all the directions and then exit thinking how clueless can someone be. And that's the proverbial camel's nose under the tent. From then on, you will never have a day's peace again. Better to risk pink long johns. Trust me on this. Just remember that, colors and especally RED never get washed with whites!! Whites are washed in Hot water. colors I wash in cold water, they don't fade as fast. Mr. Pink Long Johns.... Go in peace to God. Bob |
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2004, 11:31:07 PM » |
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I guess then we should pray about our laundry?   Only if you mess up the laundry. Then I would hide from your wife, if I was you. I can see her,  on top the head. Then I can see you,.............. Symphony ran thru the briars and Symphony ran thru the brambles and Symphony ran thru the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go. Symphony ran so fast the the hounds couldn't catch Symphony on down to the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico! |
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2004, 11:42:07 PM » |
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hehe. Thas pretty good, there DW, Brer Rabbit!! I like dat. I say, dare, Brer Rabbit, this here tar baby gonna hafta go to bed here pert near.  |
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2004, 11:47:30 PM » |
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hehe. Thas pretty good, there DW, Brer Rabbit!! I like dat. I say, dare, Brer Rabbit, this here tar baby gonna hafta go to bed here pert near. TTNN, also known as Ta, ta, nighty, night Eres hopin' ya wifey don't swing ta mean of a bat! |
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2004, 11:52:50 PM » |
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I sleep like a log, thar Brer Rabbit.  |
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2004, 08:26:53 PM » |
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I sleep like a log, thar Brer Rabbit. Thats Mr. Brer Wabbit to you. |
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2004, 05:36:10 AM » |
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And if, by chance, you accidentally toss her favorite girdle into the dryer blame it on demonic oppression. Do not take the blame for that one!
not sure its christian to blame gross stupidity on the devil  |
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne |
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2004, 05:38:36 AM » |
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I guess then we should pray about our laundry? I think you should hold a prayer meeting before you post |
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne |
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2004, 01:22:47 AM » |
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2004, 08:44:14 PM » |
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Shylynne
If I don't blame my stupidity on the devil, what's left? Genetics?
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Whether a glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you're drinking or pouring.
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2004, 10:24:51 PM » |
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Shylynne
If I don't blame my stupidity on the devil, what's left? Genetics?
I think you just answered that question. |
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2004, 03:25:51 PM » |
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Isaiah 1:18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
God hates mixture. Not sure he's overly bothered about laundry contamination, but he sure prefers white.. I nkow that much! hehehehe
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Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
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