*JOHN KERRY*

[Brother Love]

During his audience with the Queen of England John Kerry asked, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Can you give me any tips?"

Well," the Queen said, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."  Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"


The Queen took a sip of tea and said, "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The  Queen pushed a button on the intercom and said, "Please ask Tony Blair to join us."  Tony Blair entered and asked,"Yes, my Queen?" She smiled and said, "Tony Please answer this
question. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother nor your sister. Who is it?" Without a pause he answered, "That  would be me." "Very good," she said.


When Kerry returned home he asked John Edwards, his vice presidential choice, the same question. "John, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It is not your brother nor your sister. Who is it?"  
"I'm not sure," Edwards replied. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Edwards asked all his advisors, but none could give him an answer.  Finally, in the men's room, he recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. He shouts, "Colin, can you answer this question for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother nor your sister. Who is it?" Colin yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

Edwards rushed back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."


Kerry got up, stomped over to Edwards and angrily yelled into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

[Evangelist]

ROFL!!!!!

And here he is planning foreign strategy while relaxing at the Heinz company picnic.



Just don't know which side he's gonna pop up on.

That's skerry!!

[Kalthzar]

ummm the queen doesn't actually have that much power

if the house of Commens and Lords vote for her to abdicate she whas to, (i don't know the details)

[Brother Love]

ROFL!!!!!

And here he is planning foreign strategy while relaxing at the Heinz company picnic.



Just don't know which side he's gonna pop up on.

That's skerry!!

Now thats skerry