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« on: October 24, 2004, 10:01:03 PM »


 The Dolphin Stress Test

http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/02.htm
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2004, 01:45:39 PM »

 Uh Oooo Lips Sealed
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2004, 01:59:12 PM »

Neat.....but the dolphin on the right looked to be in need of some grooming.....maybe a little more tuna in the diet?
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2004, 02:29:24 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2004, 03:31:48 PM »

At last! An excuse to take the rest of the week off!
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2004, 03:50:44 PM »


 LOL Evangelist. He needs grooming and little more tuna and lobster  in his diet LOL

You are not that stressed are ya Shylynne LOL Wink
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2004, 01:41:32 PM »

uh I  seen a cow

Is that a bad sign   Huh
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2004, 09:47:54 AM »

What if you see a whole herd of 'em?  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2004, 10:17:14 AM »

What if you see a whole herd of 'em?  Lips Sealed

Then you need to get your eyes tested. Wink
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2004, 04:40:15 PM »

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Is that a bad sign 

Not necessarily....just means you failed basic biology. Don't you realize that the dolphin on the right was of the dolphinus bovinus equestrianus wing of the family? It also happens to be the major "evidence" used by evilutionists to prove that man came from the sea. Notice the change from fins to appendages that would make it possible for the dolphin to walk easily on land.

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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2004, 05:54:33 PM »

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uh I  seen a cow

Is that a bad sign 

Not necessarily....just means you failed basic biology. Don't you realize that the dolphin on the right was of the dolphinus bovinus equestrianus wing of the family? It also happens to be the major "evidence" used by evilutionists to prove that man came from the sea. Notice the change from fins to appendages that would make it possible for the dolphin to walk easily on land.



Closest thing to rolling eyes  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2004, 06:32:06 AM »

What if you see a whole herd of 'em?  Lips Sealed

Then you need to get your eyes tested. Wink
Phew! I thought I was gonna have to give away some kids! Wink
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2004, 06:38:53 PM »

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uh I  seen a cow

Is that a bad sign 

Not necessarily....just means you failed basic biology. Don't you realize that the dolphin on the right was of the dolphinus bovinus equestrianus wing of the family? It also happens to be the major "evidence" used by evilutionists to prove that man came from the sea. Notice the change from fins to appendages that would make it possible for the dolphin to walk easily on land.



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rolled mine so far I lost em!  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2004, 01:06:55 AM »

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uh I  seen a cow

Is that a bad sign 

Not necessarily....just means you failed basic biology. Don't you realize that the dolphin on the right was of the dolphinus bovinus equestrianus wing of the family? It also happens to be the major "evidence" used by evilutionists to prove that man came from the sea. Notice the change from fins to appendages that would make it possible for the dolphin to walk easily on land.



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rolled mine so far I lost em!  Grin

LOL! I don't care what anyone says. I am not a monkey.
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