Pick-up Lines For REAL Men

[Symphony]

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


   


     

[Shammu]

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


   


     

You can always tell when some one is bored........    

[sincereheart]

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


   


     

So you've decided to NOT get married??  

[Shylynne]

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


   


     

So you've decided to NOT get married??  

ROFL!   NOT even date!  

[Brother Love]

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


   


     

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