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Brother Love
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« on: September 18, 2004, 10:58:45 AM »

New Florida State Symbols

  Gov. Jeb Bush held a special news conference in  Tallahassee today to inform the people of Florida of new state symbols. The changes take effect immediately and must be implemented by all official agencies. The changes
are as follows:
 
    The Florida State Flag will now be a blue
 tarp...............
 
    The license plate symbol of two oranges will be
 replaced by a chain saw.....
 
    The new State song will be " Blowing in the
 Wind"..................
   
   The state motto will now be..."Oh my God, Here
 comes another one".....
 
   The new state beverage will
 be.............anything with an alcohol base.
   
   The new State tree will be ...............any that
 are left standing at the
   end of hurricane season.
   
   The new State Bird will be the
 "whipper"will.............
 
   The new State nickname will be "State of
 Disaster"................
 
 
 
   However, keep in mind, that Disney will be the
 "last man standing" as they are up and running...............

 
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2004, 11:26:07 PM »

ROFLLLLLLLL!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2004, 07:38:10 AM »

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The new state beverage will
be.............anything with an alcohol base.

Shouldn't that be a "Hurricane"??  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2004, 11:31:08 PM »

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Shouldn't that be a "Hurricane"??  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2004, 05:16:44 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2004, 09:02:20 PM »

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Have you updated your license plate yet?   Undecided
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