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Yoyostick
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My cat poem
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June 05, 2004, 03:06:44 PM »
(I decided to put this here because I don't know whether the poetry forum is for Christian stuff only)
What good are cats? I ask you now.
No good are cats you say.
They use you as a scratching post,
And rub your skin away.
All they do is howl
When you are trying to sleep.
And if you scream they purr at you
And make you feel like a creep.
They drop their hairballs in your den
When you’re trying to clean for guests.
They nip and scratch and bite and yet
No one thinks they’re pests.
So if you’re planning to buy a cat,
Just put the thought to bed.
If you want a loyal pet,
Buy a dog or parrot instead.
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I can add some more stanzas if you'd like. And I might write one about dogs, too. It will definitely be more flattering.
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Cute poem...
The best pet is...
They never poop in the corner, bite the postman or claw the furniture.
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I vill sent my evil kitty cat against you, knave!
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Psalm 51:1 "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy loving kindness: according to the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions."
Wot,Wot, it's me, Hon Rosie, with a differant name.
Willowbirch
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Re:My cat poem
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Quote from: JudgeNot on June 05, 2004, 04:02:10 PM
Cute poem...
The best pet is...
They never poop in the corner, bite the postman or claw the furniture.
I have some of those. They're deadly (if you choke on one).
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Re:My cat poem
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Quote from: Yoyostick on June 05, 2004, 03:06:44 PM
(I decided to put this here because I don't know whether the poetry forum is for Christian stuff only)
What good are cats? I ask you now.
No good are cats you say.
They use you as a scratching post,
And rub your skin away.
All they do is howl
When you are trying to sleep.
And if you scream they purr at you
And make you feel like a creep.
They drop their hairballs in your den
When you’re trying to clean for guests.
They nip and scratch and bite and yet
No one thinks they’re pests.
So if you’re planning to buy a cat,
Just put the thought to bed.
If you want a loyal pet,
Buy a dog or parrot instead.
--
I can add some more stanzas if you'd like. And I might write one about dogs, too. It will definitely be more flattering.
I love it but, I'm a kat lover.
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Yoyostick
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Quote from: Willowbirch on June 08, 2004, 01:07:06 PM
Quote from: JudgeNot on June 05, 2004, 04:02:10 PM
Cute poem...
The best pet is...
They never poop in the corner, bite the postman or claw the furniture.
I have some of those. They're deadly (if you choke on one).
What are they? Pictures don't load with my internet.
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Kris777
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My fish beg for food and then everyone thinks that I don't feed them and then they do and it makes me have to clean their tank faster.
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Quote from: Kris777 on June 14, 2004, 10:26:06 PM
My fish beg for food and then everyone thinks that I don't feed them and then they do and it makes me have to clean their tank faster.
How do fish beg for food?
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CleansedSpirit
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"Pleeeeeeaaassee?! Pleeeaaaassee?!"
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Psalm 51:1 "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy loving kindness: according to the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions."
Wot,Wot, it's me, Hon Rosie, with a differant name.
Kris777
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God is awesome!
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June 15, 2004, 09:57:22 PM »
They bash into the glass every time you walk by and follow you around the tank.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
Willowbirch
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(To yoyostick: All the above picturs are fish, in case you haven't guessed.)
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Yoyostick
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Quote from: Willowbirch on July 07, 2004, 12:15:24 PM
(To yoyostick: All the above picturs are fish, in case you haven't guessed.)
I could have guessed that. SO adorable.....
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