The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[Allinall]

I've noted that for quite some time now, I have been unfortunately relegated to the position of 10th highest poster.  Having recently come upon hard times and difficult trials, I have been unable to maintain my humble position, and run the risk of losing it to...to...to...ebia.  This travesty must be averted brethren!!

Ok, so actually I just want to catch up with Willow who's like a bullet in the ratings.    I can't do it!!  Not alone!!!  You, yes you, can help me.  How?  By posting many questions of me here, no matter the depth or lack thereof, because you just know that I can't leave a question unanswered!!  And I can boost my standing at the same time.  

Yes, in a nation facing primaries full of lying politicians that want you vote and will lie to you to get it...a breath of fresh honesty comes into play.  I want to raise my standing.  HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!?  

[Reba]

why?

[Allinall]

why?

Because I am a brother in need and y'all love me?  

[Reba]

You might try giving us each our own coffee cup...

[Allinall]

   I am all about the coffee...

[aliesh]

 

I make lousy coffee, so I don't think I can help you...sorry  

[Willowbirch]

How many dents on a golfball? (Or a goofball, for that matter?)

[aliesh]

Whatever made you think of that  

[JudgeNot]

We Allinall know that the chicken HAD to come before the egg.  However, allinall we have heard are theories, jokes and suggestions;

Oh, Knowitallinall, Why DID the chicken cross the road?  (Or, did the chicken really cross the road at allinall?)

[NateyCakes]

*scratches head* So um, whata get for being the highest poster? Hehehe.  

[ollie]

*scratches head* So um, whata get for being the highest poster? Hehehe.  

You get the honor of displacing the current first place poster.

[Paul2]

      What about post content? I don't post alot but my posts tend to be deep and take alot of time. Does posting a smile or a ditto out way content?

     We should have a standard amount of words required before a post is recognized.

    If we set a minimum of 1,000 words only A4C would have any at all.  

    I'm just kidding, continue on!


                                                          Paul2

[Reba]

     What about post content? I don't post alot but my posts tend to be deep and take alot of time. Does posting a smile or a ditto out way content?

     We should have a standard amount of words required before a post is recognized.

    If we set a minimum of 1,000 words only A4C would have any at all.  

    I'm just kidding, continue on!


                                                          Paul2

Depends on the content stick to the        

[Paul2]

     What about post content? I don't post alot but my posts tend to be deep and take alot of time. Does posting a smile or a ditto out way content?

     We should have a standard amount of words required before a post is recognized.

    If we set a minimum of 1,000 words only A4C would have any at all.  

    I'm just kidding, continue on!


                                                          Paul2

Depends on the content stick to the        

 If you can't say something nice...      

[Reba]

     What about post content? I don't post alot but my posts tend to be deep and take alot of time. Does posting a smile or a ditto out way content?

     We should have a standard amount of words required before a post is recognized.

    If we set a minimum of 1,000 words only A4C would have any at all.  

    I'm just kidding, continue on!


                                                          Paul2

Depends on the content stick to the        

 If you can't say something nice...      

Totaly BUSTED