No more Church!

[Joan]

Hi there guys! I am Joan from Westchester! My best friend Tammy (Word up Dawg!) is a Jew And she rocks! HEr family are really cool, her mom has these mad wigs that change every day and her dad is heaps cool witha little hat! They have great food all the time and go to a  place called Sinagog and talk in a difference Language! And get this no Tv on Friday night just lots of singing! They are so cool not like my Moms boring old Church wiht all the sermims and Old storys about meaningless stuff.  I am difinately becoming a Jew!  

[Reba]

Why is  the thought of  'set up' ringing in my head?  

[Joan]

Maybe you got a bell in there!! LOL

[aw]

This ain't kosher.

aw

[Joan]

speak english dude.  this is america!

[ravenloche]

so you want to become a Jew? Ok, as your friends father to
explain the 613 laws you wish to subject yourself to.

oh yea when you learn that cool language translate this:

baruch haShem ha machiach Yeshua, baruch haShem adonai.

Hebrew is a very beautiful language. both to hear, and  in the
way that there are different conotations in the words used,
according to their context.

the above sentence means:
blessed be the name of the Messiah Jesus, blessed be the
name of the Lord.

I would advise you not to mention the name of Jesus, and  the
word messiah in the same sentence to your friend's father
if I were you though.

respectfully yours in Yeshua

ravenloche

[The Crusader]

Hi there guys! I am Joan from Westchester! My best friend Tammy (Word up Dawg!) is a Jew And she rocks! HEr family are really cool, her mom has these mad wigs that change every day and her dad is heaps cool witha little hat! They have great food all the time and go to a  place called Sinagog and talk in a difference Language! And get this no Tv on Friday night just lots of singing! They are so cool not like my Moms boring old Church wiht all the sermims and Old storys about meaningless stuff.  I am difinately becoming a Jew!  

LOL, KOOL

[ollie]

Hi there guys! I am Joan from Westchester! My best friend Tammy (Word up Dawg!) is a Jew And she rocks! HEr family are really cool, her mom has these mad wigs that change every day and her dad is heaps cool witha little hat! They have great food all the time and go to a  place called Sinagog and talk in a difference Language! And get this no Tv on Friday night just lots of singing! They are so cool not like my Moms boring old Church wiht all the sermims and Old storys about meaningless stuff.  I am difinately becoming a Jew!  

Having been to Jewish assemblies at liberal and conservative
synagogues and having been to Baptist assemblies. I have found that the Jewish gatherings are very much like the Baptists except they omit the messiah as having come in the flesh, Jesus THE Christ,THE Son of God.

What is it about the Jewish gatherings that seem more meaningful to you than the "meaningless stuff at your Mom's boring old church"? Like I said I found them to be very much like the Baptists only without a savior to remove their sins and give them the gift of salvation and eternal life.

[ollie]

Welcome to the site.