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« on: January 08, 2004, 11:25:31 AM »

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2004, 07:27:07 PM »

LoL.  Seems like a good idea now huh. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2004, 08:44:34 PM »

I've wondered that myself...  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2004, 12:10:45 AM »

I've wondered why he didn't cook the cows. I could really go for a burger
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2004, 01:04:12 AM »

And how many species were lost to keep the lions going?
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2004, 01:22:08 AM »

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???
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Oklahoma Howdy to Brother JudgeNot,

 Grin  I'm wondering if two mosquitoes may be saying the same thing about bats, birds, and humans. It's all a matter of perspective.   Grin

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2004, 09:54:42 AM »

Ya know – Blackeyed –
You and I probably speak almost the same language.  I spent the years from age 4 to my early 20’s near Amarillo.  I frequently tell people that ‘Texan’ is the only foreign language I speak fluently.  You know – words like ‘fixinda’, ‘ferda’ ‘hairyback’ and ‘suppersat’:
“Martha Mae!  I be fixinda run down to the farm store and git tars ferda John Deer.”
“Ok Jeff Bob.  Hairyback – suppersat sundown.”
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2004, 10:12:26 AM »

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Ya know – Blackeyed –
You and I probably speak almost the same language.  I spent the years from age 4 to my early 20’s near Amarillo.  I frequently tell people that ‘Texan’ is the only foreign language I speak fluently.  You know – words like ‘fixinda’, ‘ferda’ ‘hairyback’ and ‘suppersat’:
“Martha Mae!  I be fixinda run down to the farm store and git tars ferda John Deer.”
“Ok Jeff Bob.  Hairyback – suppersat sundown.”

LOL  That's kinda like Hoosier-speak!  Words like agin, crick and warsh.  Ya know..."I gotta warsh them clothes up agin that wall yonder in the crick."   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2004, 10:34:44 PM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Brother JudgeNot,

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“Ok Jeff Bob.  Hairyback – suppersat sundown.”

 Grin  Yep! Ya'll might be my cuz.

Iben noing them Bobs fer yars.

Jeff Bob
Billy Bob
Jethro Bob
Bubba Bob
Jim Bob
Malinda Sue Bob
Sally Sue Bob
Tiny Bob
and
Bob Bob

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