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« on: November 01, 2003, 09:06:31 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2003, 07:08:39 PM »

Ray, BEP, we have a spammer (again).

1. In the page you sent us, Christian did not appear once. Neither did Christ, Jesus, or God.

2. A world champion in ant combat sport can’t do a simple 40 pull ups? Amateurs in Combat sports can do that many!

3. Those who train with weights train for strength. Pull-ups are an endurance exercise.

4. Handstand push-ups are a magic trick. Just like one arm push ups, and one arm pull-ups, and bent presses, Handstand pushups are easy to do with a little strength and a lot good form. Being fit has little to do with it.

5. Charles Atlas was a con-man.

6. Matt Furey is far from a great Christian or Fitness author. Why doesn’t he get a Christian Fitness expert like Pat Robertson or Lee Haney?

7. The main reason people hurt them selves with weight training is because they are spend to much time with muscle and fiction.

8. You want to know why bodybuilders don’t have functional muscles and how their build makes them the incredibly susceptible to injury? I can tell you ,and you don’t even have to buy the book. First of all ,they do have functional Muscle, anyone who tells you different doesn’t know what they are talking about. And why they are incredibly susceptible to injury? Steroids and other substances weaken tendons and ligaments, among causing other problems.


9. Rocky Marciano was born with hitting power. The most popular theory in combat sports today is that hitting power is something you are BORN with. And Rocky was.

10. Joint Loosening exercises? Yeah, I do those too. They are called WARM UPS!

11. The truth about television abdominal devices, he says? I know that too, most of them DON’T WORK!

12. Considering Biceps aren’t used as often as most other muscle, 10 exercises for powerful bicep strength are a waste of space. Just like this post is a waste of my time.


Delete this spammer before I go Sandow on him!
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2003, 07:04:54 AM »

 Grin You get 'em, Tibby! Your boxing ain't rusty yet!
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2003, 02:15:08 PM »

*puts willows arm up, and gets behind it* Hold me back, you’d better hold me back! YOUR LUCK SHE IS HOLDING ME BACK! Grin
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2003, 11:44:16 PM »


Delete this spammer before I go Sandow on him!

Oklahoma Howdy to Tibby,

 Grin   Grin  I'm not sure what that is, but I have some telemarketers I would love to give you for some boxing lessons.   Grin

I'm on the State and National Do Not Call lists, and the only ones who don't call me are the administrators of the Do Not Call Lists.   Grin

The spam has been deleted and the thread belongs to you.

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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2003, 11:48:18 PM »

lol, MY thread! Grin I own this thread! YEAH, this is MA thread, I repreat ma thread! I own htis thread and all who post upon it! Buhyaa!









Now what? Undecided



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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2003, 06:54:00 AM »

 Cool I'll bring over some pizza.
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2003, 07:32:22 AM »

Ooh! Your very own thread! Can I have your autograph?  Grin


And some of that pizza?  Cool
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2003, 08:36:36 AM »

Pizza and coke all around! Grin
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2003, 12:07:08 PM »

"Christian workout book that has changed my life!"

"The Bible"


1 Timothy 4:7.  But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.
 8.  For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.



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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2003, 05:15:30 PM »

hahahahaha, nice
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2003, 07:46:57 PM »

"Christian workout book that has changed my life!"

"The Bible"


1 Timothy 4:7.  But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.
 8.  For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.




Wink Thank you, ollie! (Although, it isn't polite to show how smart you are on someone else's thread!)
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2003, 07:58:53 PM »

Pizza and coke all around! Grin


Aaaaah! Coke?!  



                    Water or Coke?




We all know that water is
important but I've never seen it written down like this before...

                                            WATER:
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
   
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often
   mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost
   100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
     
5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
   
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could
   significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory,
   trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen
   or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer
   by 45%, and one is
   50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

                  And now for the properties of COKE:
1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the
   truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in
    two days.
 
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and
    let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in
    Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
   
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
    rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
     
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
    Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
        rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
    wrap the ham in aluminum foil and bake. Thirty minutes before the
    ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with
    the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
 
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of
    greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.
    The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
   
9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

  For Your Information:
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8.
        It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches
        calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase
        in osteoporosis.
     
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must
    use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive
    materials.
     
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of
    their trucks for about 20 years!


So....Coke, anyone?  Wink

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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2003, 11:42:04 PM »

The human stomach has a pH of like 2.5 I think we can handle a little engine cleaner Grin

Besides, I drink to much water as it is! Wink I pay more for a pint of water then I do for a liter of coke, anyways! Tongue Grin
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Besides, I drink to much water as it is! Wink I pay more for a pint of water then I do for a liter of coke, anyways! Tongue Grin
That is true!  Undecided The earth is nearly covered in water, and we've caffeinated it, colored it, flavored it, put it in bottles and robbed folks blind!  Grin
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