What would it be like if women ran the world?1) There would be no need for a United Nations....because a weekly 'girls night out' among the nation's representatives would solve the problems;
2) There would be no "on the brink of war", 'cause we could fix it with a phone call before it got too serious;
3) There would be no "mine is bigger than yours is" because bigger isn't always better. but only WE have figured that out;
4) There would be no need for need for "humanitarian reform" because we would have already seen to it that everyone had what they needed...and
5) the World Health Organization would be a thing of the past because chicken soup would be the order of the day
6) The church you went to wouldn't matter so long as your underwear was clean when you left the house.
But men are happier...here's why:Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station because
this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay (but we're workin' on this one)
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
In fact, you can hide anything you don't like about your face
from the nose down with a good beard.
(This hides a double chin real well too)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December
24, in 45 minutes.
This was originally taken for a forum on TheologyOnline.com and then posted, with permission, on my web site.
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