Too close to the truth to laugh!

Sure does a good job 'splainin' things, though!

Great!  May I have a cup?  I like it with a little cream, please.

  

I didn't get it. I can't remember which one confused me, but I just wanted to let someone know that I didn't get one of the jokes in this thread.

Can someone explain it for me?

Yeah, me either!  It was the Texas Duck Hunting one.  Isn't there more to it?

Coffee!  Did someone say coffee?

Amen to that. God has the final say so. For man to try to take the responability on themselves just isn't right.

Amens from this "corner" as well!

Thank you, Pastor Roger!  I scanned through here before I joined, and found several different areas I'd like to visit. 
I really appreciate people who love the Lord and aren't afraid to show it.  He alone is worthy of ALL praise!
Looks like a good group of people!

Got room for one more?
I haven't set up my profile yet, will go and do that at some point.
I'll warn everyone ahead of time, I'm old and cranky, and get bored REAL easy!  I'm "discovering myself", FINALLY, and one thing I'm learning is just how much I need my Lord and Saviour in my life.  If it weren't for Him....well......nothing good to say.
He's been my rock, my shield, my comfort and my guide, and I just pray some day I can be as faithful to Him as He has been to me.
I have four children, two boys and two girls, and a mess of pets.  (Well, they're not always a mess    )
Some of you look familiar  !