I got this from sister, My Dad a firm Dem. says Kerry should be shot.

 
Kerry

Hmmm   very interesting!!


John Kerry on Defense --

I hadn't seen this list printed until today. (So... send it to as many voters as you can!)

He voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle
He voted to kill the M-1 Abrams Tank
He voted to kill every Aircraft carrier laid down from 1988
He voted to kill the Aegis anti aircraft system
He voted to Kill the F-15 strike eagle
He voted to Kill the Block 60 F-16
He voted to Kill the P-3 Orion upgrade
He voted to Kill the B-1
He voted to Kill the B-2
He voted to Kill the Patriot anti Missile system
He voted to Kill the FA-18
He voted to Kill the B-2
He voted to Kill the F 117

In short, he voted to kill every military appropriation for the development and deployment of every weapons systems since 1988 to include the battle armor for our troops. With Kerry as president our Army will be made up of naked men running around with sticks and clubs. He also voted to kill all anti terrorism activities of every agency of the U.S. Government and to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%, to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%, and cut the funding for the NSA by 80%. But then he voted to increase OUR funding for U.N operations by 800%!!!

Is THIS a President YOU want?

John Kerry actually did each of these things. His voting record on these issues can be easily verified by checking the congressional voting record which list all votes on all issues brought forth. No one can deny his or
her voting record as it is a matter of public record. I was horrified that this person believes that he should be allowed to be President of this Nation. If you feel differently on the subject don't pass this on, otherwise, please pass it on to every voter you know. It's that
important.

I'm voting for Bush
 

Hmmm   very interesting!!


John Kerry on Defense --

I hadn't seen this list printed until today. (So... send it to as many voters as you can!)

He voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle
He voted to kill the M-1 Abrams Tank
He voted to kill every Aircraft carrier laid down from 1988
He voted to kill the Aegis anti aircraft system
He voted to Kill the F-15 strike eagle
He voted to Kill the Block 60 F-16
He voted to Kill the P-3 Orion upgrade
He voted to Kill the B-1
He voted to Kill the B-2
He voted to Kill the Patriot anti Missile system
He voted to Kill the FA-18
He voted to Kill the B-2
He voted to Kill the F 117

In short, he voted to kill every military appropriation for the development and deployment of every weapons systems since 1988 to include the battle armor for our troops. With Kerry as president our Army will be made up of naked men running around with sticks and clubs. He also voted to kill all anti terrorism activities of every agency of the U.S. Government and to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%, to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%, and cut the funding for the NSA by 80%. But then he voted to increase OUR funding for U.N operations by 800%!!!

Is THIS a President YOU want?

John Kerry actually did each of these things. His voting record on these issues can be easily verified by checking the congressional voting record which list all votes on all issues brought forth. No one can deny his or
her voting record as it is a matter of public record. I was horrified that this person believes that he should be allowed to be President of this Nation. If you feel differently on the subject don't pass this on, otherwise, please pass it on to every voter you know. It's that
important.

  I'm spending most of my online time on a different Christian board and in there chat rooms. The wars here got to the point I couldn't see Christ here,and it was not Just Prod. + Cath., but the Baptist  + pentacostal. I'll only stop in and say hi every once in a while.

     Lala:
       How you doing? chat last nightwas funI hope we didn't keep you up to late. Join in Welcome.

        LOVE
       YBIC

PS yes I know Lala, ppl.

                     

          Sapphire:
      Was the (new) harddrive Gateway if not that may be the problem, after buying my gatway I taked to a tec he said that gateway sys were propryitory(sp?) you have to use Gateway parts.

BBQ Anybody?

Roller Skates
 
A cat dies and goes to Heaven, God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years.  Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
 
The cat says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.'  God says, 'Say no more.'  And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.  A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven.  God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
 
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run.  We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms.  If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.'  God says, 'Say no more.'  And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
 
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.  The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.  God gently wakes him and asks,
 
'How are you doing"  Are you happy here?'
 
The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life.  And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!'

Yep, I recognize every one of these! !!   lol
 
I LOVE being Southern!
_____
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissy fit and a conniption
fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
_____
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas,
beans, etc., make up "a mess."
_____
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of
"yonder."
_____
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to
town, be back directly."
_____
Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the
white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the
middle of the table.
_____
All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might! not use the
term, but they know the concept well.
_____
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a
neighbor who's got trouble ! is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big
bowl of
cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also
know to add a large banana puddin!
_____
Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a
right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or
20.
_____
Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a
redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
_____
No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn
signal is actually going to make a turn.
_____
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an
adverb.
_____
Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines. ! We don't do
"queues," we do "lines"; and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody!
_____
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're
related, even if only by marriage.
_____
Southerner! s know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
_____
Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are
perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that
fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
_____
Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates
the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened.
"Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
_____
And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old
ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart" and
go your own way.
_____
To those of you who're still a little embarrassed by your Southernness: Take
two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning.
Bless your heart!
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And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long
time, ya'll need a sign to hang on ya'lls front porch that reads! "I aint
from the South but I got here as fast as I could."

   For personal study I use AMP. for posting I usualy use KJV.

   Ebia:
     Some of it is in the true spirit of learning, but a lot was, and is complete Mockry, the catholic, anti-catholic, Also the Gifts- anti gifts, at times I belive they all need a trip to the woodshed.

So now there are words that are inherently evil? Did I miss that memo? Was I asleep for that vote? Wake up up that one, I might have been a swing vote!

     Since when has Christianity become a democrecy, the last I knew it was a theocracy GOD Rules, no voteing. We are to stay away from even the pretence of evil.

The man was nailed to a tree. He has seen and heard everything there is ever and will ever be to see and hear. He made the planets then paved out their orbits. I do not believe one word that is "evil" by the FCCs standards will phase him to much.  

      So Jesus is just a man to you, and as to FCC I don't care what they say I follow my Saviour,And GOD.

 A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true,"
 she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for
 the rest of my life?"
 "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
 There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm
 wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'."
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 Geriatric humor

 An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery
 and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As
 he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad,
 what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it
 doesn't go well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
 -----------------------------------------
 Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
 ------------------------------------------
 The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
 ------------------------------------------
 Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
 know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads
weren't paved.
 --------------------------------------------
 How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
 ----------------------------------------------
 When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
 think of Algebra.
 ---------------------------------------------
 You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
 ----------------------------------------------
 I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top
 ----------------------------------------------
 One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
change from being young.
   ----------------------------------------------
 Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
   -----------------------------------------------
 Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they
don't recognize you.
 ----------------------------------------------
 If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at
when you are old.
 --------------------------------------
 First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
 up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
 -------------------------------------------
 Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft.. Today, it's called golf
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 A WELL PLANNED LIFE?
 Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked
the other, "You were always so organized in school,
 Did you manage to live a well planned life? "
 " Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was
 to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to
a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker." Her friend asked,
 "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?" "One for the
money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

SIPPING VODKA


 This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

 

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

 

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.  If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

 

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

 

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

 

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1)   Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8 ) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the  sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body."  He did not say, " Eat me."

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at ST. Peter's not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

The Origination of this letter is unknown.

                                                                                   

Anyone ever seen it? It is an awesome movie! The only problem I had with it was the Constant use of the F-word. Other then that, it was a good movie! A must see.

       Tibby:
     No I have not nor will I. Why, the reason is in your post "Constant use of the F-word."

1PET 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
1PET 3:12 For the eyes of the Lord [are] over the righteous, and his ears [are open] unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord [is] against them that do evil.
1PET 2:12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by [your] good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation.

       

Them's some skeery kitties!  

 
  No there not, this one is.