Help!
Written by: John Lennon


Help! I need somebody,
Help! Not just anybody,
Help! You know I need someone,
Help!
When I was young, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way,
But now these days are gone and I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors,
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
And I do appreciate you being around,
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please please help me?
And now my life had change in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze,
But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
And I do appreciate you being around,
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please help me?
When I was younger so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in anyway,
But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
And I do appreciate you being around,
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please please help me?
Help me. Help me.

Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,

The same would be true for me, except it was the Army in the 60s. However, I guess they could form an Old and Treacherous Homeland Unit.    They could give us extremely long range sniper rifles with high-power scopes and put us on harbors, bridges, tunnels, etc. The terrorists wouldn't have a chance.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

LOL, how did you know I had a sniper rifle? :eek:

Whose on first?
 

No, "who" is on first.

Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,
 I think that most of us are being held hostage by Microsoft.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

Yup we sure are hostages. I alway thought that it was against the law to hold hostages.

Hi JusfaJesus join in and have some fun with your brothers and sisters in Christ.

After Christmas Thought

A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?"
"Well, what do you think?" I asked him.

He replied, "Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper." He thought for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!"

The Accident

A six-year-old grandson called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."

Accent

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up.
"They think we have an accent," she replied.

"But they have an accent, right?", Brent asked. "They talk funny?"

"Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out."

His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?"

50-40-30

A high school girls runs up to her father. She says, "Daddy, Daddy, I need fifty dollars." He says, "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"  

Age is a Funny Thing

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you?.... "I'm four and a half" .... You're never 36 and a half .... you're four and a half going on five!
That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number. How old are you? "I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12, but you're gonna be 16.

And then the greatest day of your life happens .... you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony .... you BECOME 21 ... YES!!!

But then you turn 30 .... ooohhh what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk .... He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now.

What's wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40 ..... stay over there, it's all slipping away ........

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50 ..... and your dreams are gone.

Then you MAKE IT to 60 ..... you didn't think you'd make it!!!!

So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60 ...... then you build up so much speed you HIT 70!

After that, it's a day by day thing. After that, you HIT Wednesday .... You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch. My grandmother won't even buy green bananas .... it's an investment you know, and maybe a bad one.

And it doesn't end there .... into the 90's you start going backwards .... I was JUST 92 ...

Good bye Ronald Reagan, may the Lord take you into his arms and bless you. For you have blessed the world. With the Berlin wall coming down, the rest of the world has come to know God. Russia, and the other soviet block countries now, can recieve the Lords word.  
You have carried you mission out. Well done soldier, this warrior will miss you.
May you rest in peace always, in the Lords arms.
DW

For some odd reason I don't trust scientist. They have been know to distort the facts to what they want. Not what the Lord tells us to be true.
I know on the other hand, it happened, Noahs Flood. The Bible tells me so.  

Last week I paid $1.79 per gallon

Just rub it in Brother Love.  

Lets just all start riding horses

No I need a horse and buggy.

 I need a horse, a buggy and a large shovel!
Stoop and scoop!

Plop plop........

That was a real "stinker" Weaver!

No this is the real stinker.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Bronzesnake,

The "Balance of Power" in America that the founders intended is broken. It is not the job of the courts to legislate on behalf of the people. That job belongs to the people we elect for that specific purpose. It's far past time for the courts to get a haircut. I'm thinking that a burr haircut is in order.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Broken? broken?? yup, it sure is broken. Great post blackeyedpeas. I have printed out several copies and e-mailed a few other people I know.
Thank you
DW