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46  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: Dead. Doornail Dead. on: March 25, 2006, 07:19:25 PM
A pandemic.

*GASP* Even worse!  Shocked
47  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: Jail on: March 25, 2006, 07:17:40 PM

Watch those flippers ......   Grin Grin Grin Grin

Skeery!  Shocked
48  Welcome / About You! / Re: Dag, yo on: March 25, 2006, 06:58:27 PM
Post #800. And what better place to make it?
There's no better place than after 799. Mwahahaha!  Tongue
49  Entertainment / Movies / Re: Christians Urged to Prepare for Sharing Truth After Da Vinci Code Movie Released on: March 25, 2006, 06:57:06 PM
See? This is why I hardly ever post anymore. Every time I do, arguments full of misunderstandings arise. Just 'cause I'm a teen.

*Yawn.*

As long as you understand that it's all your fault!   Roll Eyes
And it will, of course, be different when you're 18....  Undecided
or is it 21-  Huh
unless you missed it when you were 13, going by Jewish tradition.  Shocked
Hey! Did you have a Bar Mitzvah?  Cool

Ok, I think I've used most of the smilies!  Tongue
50  Fellowship / Just For Women / Re: Modest Clothing on: March 25, 2006, 05:15:35 PM
Amen Dee! Feel free to go "on and on"! LOL!  Cheesy
If you get a chance, I'd love for you to send me the link in a PM. I'd be interested in checking it out!  Wink
51  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: Hey, Willowbirch on: March 25, 2006, 04:59:16 PM
Hello Willowbirch,

Sister, the Happy Meal was sent Registered Carrier Pigeon Express. However, McDonald's refused to send it hot because of their recent law suit from a customer being burned by hot coffee. So, it was packed in dry ice for Pigeon Shipping.  Cheesy

They also got sued over using milk in the preparation of fries, so there is simply a picture of fries in the Happy Meal.

Yes, there was a mad cow scare of some sort, so the burger is non-allergenic soy burger.

There was also concern over law suits on the toys, so that has been discontinued. However, there are instructions inside on how to make a really cool airplane with the box. To get it, we had to sign an agreement that we would not sue if someone got a paper cut.

Did I mention that all of the packaging is now organic and edible? That's to prevent problems in case someone eats the wrappers.

There's only one more thing that I should probably tell you: All of the portions are very small because of recent law suits over making people obese. But, there is still a legal form that you must sign and return before you can eat the Happy Meal.


(Small Print:  Running and looking for a good place to hide.)  Grin

ROFL! Gee! I can't wait to see how excited Willowbirch is about her prize!  Shocked

 Grin
52  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: STOP POSTING! on: March 25, 2006, 04:51:46 PM
Your welcome sister, thats the least I can do.

And the most!  Wink
53  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: A question for Allinall? on: March 25, 2006, 04:50:47 PM
LOL!!! And I bet, I know why................. Grin Grin

I bet you're right!  Tongue
54  Entertainment / Movies / Re: Christians Urged to Prepare for Sharing Truth After Da Vinci Code Movie Released on: March 25, 2006, 09:12:06 AM


Grin  Sister, I haven't done it today yet, but my wife did have to send me to my room for other mistakes I made. I told her I didn't do anything, so I have to stay here until I remember.   Grin   Grin  I'm beginning to think that second childhood might be rough.

Ooh! Smart man! So you get all that peace and quiet?  Shocked
Hmmm.... I wonder if I can get sent to my room? Huh
By the way, my 2nd childhood wasn't near as much fun as my 3rd!  Grin
55  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time! on: March 25, 2006, 09:07:26 AM
Both??     Grin Grin Grin Grin

That like having one eye open?  Huh



 Grin
56  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time! on: March 25, 2006, 09:06:23 AM

but then you miss out on the good taste.



Oops! I forgot to mention that fact that you sip while enjoying the IV.  Grin
57  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time! on: March 25, 2006, 09:04:51 AM
A few rumors have some truth in them.

 Grin Grin

I've heard rumors to THAT effect, too!  Grin
58  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time! on: March 25, 2006, 09:04:14 AM
but straight up is stylish .....

 Grin Grin Grin

ROFL! Why thank you. I thought so!  Grin
59  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time! on: March 25, 2006, 09:03:07 AM

 Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh

No wonder he lost the game.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

ROFL! The "he" is YOU!  Shocked
60  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time! on: March 25, 2006, 09:02:31 AM
Did I??   Embarrassed Embarrassed


 Grin Grin Grin Grin

I thought so! I was shore hopin' I read that wrong!  Shocked


 Grin
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