These are at best decent human beings, and still we must recognize  none of  these things will make any of us good enough for the kingdom of God, and only if we accept Jesus Christ as our Saviour,  can we say of a truth we are part of the family of God.

Hey...you asked!  

Rick, I`d like to pass along an excellent  website that I`ve been using for a long time, and am familiar with the owners, and have read their book, so I am confident you wont find any erroneous  info there in regards to fasting if you would like some further reading material.  God bless  

 http://www.freedomyou.com/

I knew that....clever cop-out too!  

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*secretly i`m sure it made BEP`s day, so I let you away with it,  i`m sure he`s  been itchin to read me my rights for eons!*  

UG!!?

So that means theres two of you who know how to sit and beg for dinner

I just find Enoch fascinating, though; even if it isn't scripture.

Actually, it is Scripture, for some Christians at least. It is in the Canon of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church. It is possibly the oldest Christian organization on earth.

I think its fascinating too!
But ...sometimes the fence is a good place to sit and ponder  

ROFL!! You`re welcome Allinall    That confession gets you a promotion to driver of the wagon, take em away!

1Ti 6:5  Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.

Learn any new tricks yet  

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ROFL! That`s the first time i`ve been read the riot act, but
I prolly had it coming!  

LOL!  Sorry DW!  I think that makes me a troll-mart greeter  

Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.  

Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee.  I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye."

Linda took a sip of her coffee.  "Oww!" she cried.  "There it goes again!"

Said Jill, "Take the spoon out of the cup."  

 

The mouse made me do it!

[Miracle "Walk On Water" Baptism Viewed By Many]

This is the funniest thing I`ve ever read!  

Miracle "Walk On Water" Baptism Viewed By Many
by Jerry Howell, reporter
for the Slapout Alabama Gazette
     
The Sunday afternoon baptizing services in Sweetwater Creek by the Oak Grove Loving Arms Church was cut short yesterday afternoon when a small water snake inadvertantly swam up the lower portion of Bertha Tarwater's baptismal gown while she was under the water "meetin the Lord". Rev. Grover Taylor said in an interview after he was revived several hours later, "I had a firm grip on her and the second the water covered her, well, all hell broke loose". According to witnesses, Ms. Tarwater came out of the water swinging and cold cocked Rev. Taylor, fracturing his jaw bone, left collar bone, an arm and dislocated his left knee.
     The congregation on the shore was convinced they were watching a miracle. As Ms. Tarwater came out of the water it was said by 20-30 wittnesses that she actually "walked on water." Mrs Thornton, organist for the church, excitedly described the incident saying that Bertha's ankles never even got wet as she traveled to the other side of the creek which is a good 30 feet wide and 5 feet deep where she was located. (ed note: it's a well known fact that Ms Tarwater is the largest female this side of the Mississippi and has repeatedly polished off more fried chicken at the Sunday afternoon picnics than any other person. Except for the late Junior Thompson)
     The entire incident probably would have never made this publication except for the fact that as Ms Tarwater exited the water, she jumped the fence at the edge of the creek and spooked Daniel Baker's 73 prize winning Yorkshire pigs which up until this point had been resting comfortably. Upon seeing Bertha in her pink flowered baptismal robe burning all 8 cylinders, the pigs freaked, ran through the fence and directly onto I-65, causing one of the largest traffic jams in Alabama history.
     State police said Bertha was last seen south bound on the interstate and had passed three 18 wheelers, two sports cars and a busload of illegal Mexicans who immediately returned to their homeland after seeing her in the rearview mirror.
     Rev. Taylor asked that anyone spotting Ms Tarwater to please herd her back toward Slapout. The regular Thursday night singing will still be held as planned.

Southern speak  so amuses me!