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1  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / funny on: June 22, 2006, 04:14:24 PM
my friend send this to my e-mail i thought i could share it here with you.,,,, its funny


A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvioius that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message: "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

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2  Welcome / About You! / Re: Hi I'm a newbie! on: June 20, 2006, 08:56:58 PM
Howdy!!! Thanks for the Welcome.dont know what to say...dont know what to do  he he  Cheesy so um. Hi everyone its great to be here

hello there ( blackeyedpeas) good to know i have neighbor here Smiley i live in west tulsa
3  Welcome / About You! / Re: Hi I'm a newbie! on: June 20, 2006, 04:21:55 PM
Just sort of signing in and introducing myself.I'm 33 yrs old and relatively new on this message board.I'm native from philippines and now live in Oklahoma U.S, I am so happy to be here I hope to meet new people. Learn all I can, and if able to help.

God does not only call Himself the Father to be superior, but to tell us we are family. So I greet you as brother and sister.
 Smiley
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