I plan on it, thank you for the warm welcome.

This may be old but my wife and I think its funny


An Atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
 
 What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
 said to himself.  As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him.  He turned to look.  He saw a 7 foot
 grizzly bear charge towards him.   He ran as fast as he could up the
 path.  He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in
on him.   He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even
 closer. He tripped and fell on the ground.   He rolled over to pick
himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with
 his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.   At that instant
the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."
 Time stopped.  The bear froze.  The forest was silent.  As a bright
 light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my
 existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even
 credit creation to a cosmic accident.   Do you expect me to help you out
 of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
 
 The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
 me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
 you make the BEAR a Christian?"
 "Very well," said the voice.

 The light went out.  The sounds of the forest resumed.   And then the
 bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his
 head and spoke:  "Lord, bless this food, which I am about  to receive
 from thy bounty through Christ our Lord.  Amen