Hello, I'm new to the forums, and I thought that with my first post i would share this little gem with everyone here at the forums (i 'lurked' here for sometime, for want of a better word-thought i should sign up). It gave me a chuckle!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5535303717&rd=1