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1  Fellowship / For Men Only / Re:Confused man? on: March 15, 2004, 12:37:25 AM
Cute joke! Grin
2  Fellowship / For Men Only / Re:Handshakes on: March 15, 2004, 12:32:40 AM



I am from the South. By shaking a mans hand you can tell how tough he is, his grip.

You can also tell by the style of the way he shakes his hand.

I hope you don't RELY on that ...too much.

For I have had a man's man..give me a firm handshake and look me in the eye....and be like super military...only to find out he is gay...and I have had "sissy" effeminate men give me a soft wimpy handshake only to find they be "lustfiends" for women....

Sterotypes ....are falsehoods.....and bad "gauges" for making "judgments"...
3  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Favorite Jokes :) on: February 18, 2004, 09:23:20 PM
OK here's another blond joke:

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

That definitely must be FICTION!  Grin But Funny! Grin
4  Fellowship / For Men Only / Re:Handshakes on: February 18, 2004, 09:14:58 PM
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My father taught me from a very young age that a firm (not squeezing, just firm) handshake is a proper handshake, and to only shake hands with a lady if she offers her hand first - then less firm but with both hands.

Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot,

 Grin  I practiced very firm and squeezing handshakes with boys who were going to take my daughter out for a date.  About the time I saw fear on the young man's face, I would ask where they were going and what time my daughter would be home. Maintaining close eye contact and cleaning your duty weapon when the young man arrives is also good. I'm extremely happy she married a fine young man and I don't have to worry about that anymore.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Cleaning the duty weapon...now that is funny! Grin

Although I don't have children to worry about, I suspect sharpening a BIG BOWIE knife would do quite nicely as well! Smiley
5  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Your Search Ends Here on: February 18, 2004, 09:56:36 AM
Hello both my old and new friends....

Yes it is I from time back. I am sorry to hear about the "crash". I wondered why I could not log in yesterday, but then again it has been awhile. Yes still in Florida, but I moved last month from Sebring to Punta Gorda, FL.

I vaguely remember the names Bill Martin/Friends, but I forgot what the "debate" was that I MAY have had with them, if any. I have been in debates all over the internet on all kinds of issues. Luckily for me I was able to find rest FROM the internet when I found the LAST PAGE! Grin Now I am just going back in my history! Smiley

"Trevanian"? What is "Trevania"? That sounds like something from the Sci-Fi channel or Star Trek.  Smiley In seeing EVERY page on the internet, you would think I would have been smart enough to remember what that was! Cool
6  Fellowship / For Men Only / Re:Handshakes on: February 17, 2004, 10:44:17 PM
I think it is sterotype based not on fact, but a myth for I have shook the hands of men who had a strong grip and looked you in the eye and they were "gay" and have shook the hands of men who had weak grips and didn't always look you in the eye who were straight. Wink

So I don't judge anything by the handshake.....
7  Fellowship / You name it!! / Your Search Ends Here on: February 17, 2004, 10:25:21 PM
Your searching will end here.  Grin

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