Ambassador those are hilarious
Here is one for ya
Three engineers were best of friends well one of them comes into work one day driving a brand new pickup truck. Well his two buddies thought something isn't quite right here so they asked him "Hey George, how did you afford that new truck?"
George replied "It's a long story but here you go."
"I was just walking out to the mailbox the other day when this real pretty girl came rolling up behind me in this truck."
"She told me to get in she had something I had to see"
So I get curious as to what she has to show me. We take a few backroads and before I know it we are out in this big open field. She jumps out of the truck takes off her clothes and then lays on the ground. She looks up at me and says "Take whatever you want."
"So I took the truck"
His two friends look at him kind of odd then one says "Good call George the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway."