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Are you a Liberal, Conservative or Southern Conservative?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying an S&W 10MM, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Liberal's Answer:

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Conservatives Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Conservatives Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of new magazine loaded)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy. Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or did you use the Black Talon's?"
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I guess I'm a Southern Conservative ;D

I'm definitely not a liberal, I can tell you that.

lol, no doubt.

 ;D

LOL

If I were a liberal, I would probably be appalled by this manifestation of violence...

If I were a conservative I would say "HA!"

But instead I'll say, "HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEE!" gasp...
(sounds of returning breath)
"HAHAHAHAHAAHEEHEE!"   8)

what would a person be called who turned and ran away  LOL

   this is just knee-jerk reactionism if i ever heard it


    ::)

I'm an Okie, so I would use a 45 and say it was a meteor.
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Hello Symphony and Willowbirch, it's great to hear from you.

I guess such a person would be called ignored,  well I thought it was funny

No one meant to ignore you, Iamnice. I think they were trying to be nice by not answering it.   ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

I'll take a risk though by answering it  .....  Dead??

Welcome to Christians Unite.  

LOL  Naw  that wouldnt be it. but thanks for at least answering me

thank u bep, it's nice to check back in...

   :)

Symphony,

Pull up your easy chair and stay for awhile. However, I must remind you that it's bring your own popcorn and soda pop.  :D

Love In Christ,
Tom

Romans 4:20-21 NASB  yet, with respect to the promise of God, he did not waver in unbelief but grew strong in faith, giving glory to God, and being fully assured that what God had promised, He was able also to perform.

I guess if "knee-jerk reactionism" is a sin, we are indeed guilty of this sin from sometime BEFORE we exit the womb.  :D  Just ask my momma!   :D

Hi Symph - I hope you're well. (I know you're blessed!  :) )

A coward who left his family to die.

I guess I would be a conservative, as long as I can use my .38 Colt super. Which is loaded, right now with hollow points. Oh yes, I am a crack shot as well.

I was never with the police, but I was with the Arizona Rangers.

My answer? BANG!

I think you might be surprised at who would "bang" and who would not. Liberal, conservative, what have you.

A liberal carrying a gun??   ??? ??? ???

You get all sorts these days. People don't know who they are anymore. So much confusion.  ::)

<shaking head in disgust>

 ;D ;D ;D