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Title: vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Bronzesnake on November 17, 2004, 10:27:26 AM
  Apparently, new research showing plants have feelings, and are "aware" have horrified vegans and vegetarians to the point of only consuming vitamins for nutrition!

  :) ;) :D ;D :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D

Bronzesnake


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shylynne on November 17, 2004, 11:08:38 AM

There is only one solution, let the meat eat the veggies.


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 17, 2004, 11:28:09 AM
 Apparently, new research showing plants have feelings, and are "aware" have horrified vegans and vegetarians to the point of only consuming vitamins for nutrition!

  :) ;) :D ;D :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D

Bronzesnake

A new way to prevent overpopulation?



Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: MalkyEL on November 17, 2004, 05:09:46 PM
oh nooooooooooo - does this mean that choc can't be the 6th food group???????  arghhhhhhhhhhhhh ...................  :-X


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: No Gray Areas on November 18, 2004, 08:55:11 AM
Just hand over the chocolate and no-one will get hurt


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shylynne on November 18, 2004, 09:08:46 AM
LOL! Leave the cocoa bean out of this murderous plot!


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: MalkyEL on November 18, 2004, 10:01:21 AM
I just KNEW it HAD to be a subversive plot   :'(

A TOTAL MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!    >:(

HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: sincereheart on November 18, 2004, 10:15:30 AM
For the sake of peace, I will graciously guard the chocolate. Just drop all chocolate off right here with me!  ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 18, 2004, 12:14:58 PM
Chocolate bank available here.
Deposits made daily, no withdrawals allowed.



Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: NateyCakes on November 19, 2004, 09:34:01 AM
Muahaah! How silly!!!


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: sincereheart on November 20, 2004, 08:39:06 AM
Chocolate bank available here.
Deposits made daily, no withdrawals allowed.

HEY!  >:(



 ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 20, 2004, 10:26:05 AM
Chocolate bank available here.
Deposits made daily, no withdrawals allowed.

HEY!  >:(  

Generous "shares" provided though?  ;D  


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 20, 2004, 11:34:03 AM
Chocolate bank available here.
Deposits made daily, no withdrawals allowed.

HEY!  >:(  

Generous "shares" provided though?  ;D  
Sincereheart can have my share. Just as long as I can have my peppermint. ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Kris777 on November 20, 2004, 11:42:21 AM
Yeah Sincereheart can have my share too. I don't need chocolate, it makes me swell (jiggles stomach). :)


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Yoyostick on November 20, 2004, 07:06:10 PM
Just think of what that poor cocoa bean goes through! He gets picked, and then smashed up, and then mixed up, and then poured, and then frozen. Yikes! And yet he never really dies!  ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 20, 2004, 07:44:55 PM

There is only one solution, let the meat eat the veggies.
I like that idea, so with out futher ado.........

(http://www.zooish.com/_borders/sheepw_eating_grass_md_wht.gif)
I couldn't find a cow. :(


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 20, 2004, 08:01:37 PM

There is only one solution, let the meat eat the veggies.
I like that idea, so with out futher ado.........

(http://www.zooish.com/_borders/sheepw_eating_grass_md_wht.gif)
I couldn't find a cow. :(

Thats because I ate it already.   ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: sincereheart on November 21, 2004, 04:36:23 AM

There is only one solution, let the meat eat the veggies.
I like that idea, so with out futher ado.........

(http://www.zooish.com/_borders/sheepw_eating_grass_md_wht.gif)
I couldn't find a cow. :(

I hear the screams of pain from the grass.... :'(
Vicious sheep!  >:(


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: sincereheart on November 21, 2004, 04:43:20 AM
Yeah Sincereheart can have my share too. I don't need chocolate, it makes me swell (jiggles stomach). :)

Sincereheart can have my share. Just as long as I can have my peppermint. ;D

*Rubs hands together gleefully! ;D*
*Ignores the jiggling. >:(*

 ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: sincereheart on November 21, 2004, 04:44:07 AM
Chocolate bank available here.
Deposits made daily, no withdrawals allowed.

HEY!  >:(  

Generous "shares" provided though?  ;D  

Now you're talking!  ;D



*back away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt!*


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 21, 2004, 09:57:24 AM
Chocolate bank available here.
Deposits made daily, no withdrawals allowed.

HEY!  >:(  

Generous "shares" provided though?  ;D  

Now you're talking!  ;D



*back away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt!*
No need to get greedy there sincereheart. Theres enough to go around. ;D
(http://www.united-foods.de/2004/catalog/images/02-037%20s.jpg)


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 21, 2004, 10:25:02 AM
Oh no! Chocolate being eaten by monstrous fungal disease. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

http://whyfiles.org/066shortages/cacao.html

  :'(      ;)


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 21, 2004, 10:31:31 AM
Oh no! Chocolate being eaten by monstrous fungal disease. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

http://whyfiles.org/066shortages/cacao.html

  :'(      ;)
Hee, hee, hee, hee, heheheheheheheeeeee

Well, I still have my Peppermint. ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shylynne on November 21, 2004, 05:12:30 PM

There is only one solution, let the meat eat the veggies.
I like that idea, so with out futher ado.........

(http://www.zooish.com/_borders/sheepw_eating_grass_md_wht.gif)
I couldn't find a cow. :(

I hear the screams of pain from the grass.... :'(
Vicious sheep!  >:(
 ;D     uh...why were you looking for a cow dw  :(


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 21, 2004, 08:11:30 PM

There is only one solution, let the meat eat the veggies.
I like that idea, so with out futher ado.........

(http://www.zooish.com/_borders/sheepw_eating_grass_md_wht.gif)
I couldn't find a cow. :(

I hear the screams of pain from the grass.... :'(
Vicious sheep!  >:(
 ;D     uh...why were you looking for a cow dw  :(
I like beef 100% more, then I like muttin. :P


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Evangelist on November 22, 2004, 04:08:03 PM
There are some nice veggies.

Then there are some horrid veggies.

Then there is that vile, DISGUSTING, absolutely GOOD FOR NOTHING refugee from the dumpster called...................

OKRA!!  :-X

If you were to take oysters, raw egg, sushi and pate, roll them all together with a liberal dose of COW SNOT, it would taste better than that offense to the palate called

OKRA!!!!  (http://www.john812.com/img/duh.gif)

YUK!!!!!


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 22, 2004, 07:15:30 PM
But, but, I LIKE OKRA!!
Hmmmmmmmm, fried in cornmeal, yum, yum. ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Saved_4ever on November 23, 2004, 07:29:34 AM
mmmm sushi I should pick some up.  Sushi's good stuff.  Wasbi mmmmm its good to cry when you eat.   :D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Evangelist on November 23, 2004, 11:01:04 AM
But, but, I LIKE OKRA!!
Hmmmmmmmm, fried in cornmeal, yum, yum. ;D

Ooooh! And here I thought you were a nice guy! ANYBODY who likes COW SNOT is NOT born again, they are DEAD!!

I'll pray for you.  8)


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 23, 2004, 11:27:43 AM
But, but, I LIKE OKRA!!
Hmmmmmmmm, fried in cornmeal, yum, yum. ;D

Ooooh! And here I thought you were a nice guy! ANYBODY who likes COW SNOT is NOT born again, they are DEAD!!

I'll pray for you.  8)
Have you ever had Jamybala? Guess what, okra is in it. ;D


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Evangelist on November 23, 2004, 05:32:46 PM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Yoyostick on November 23, 2004, 09:40:23 PM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(

WHOA! That's pretty serious!


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 24, 2004, 12:26:33 AM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(
Then you have missed the whole effect, and taste. :'(


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Evangelist on November 24, 2004, 05:48:57 PM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(

WHOA! That's pretty serious!

You betcha it's serious!! And since I was packing a .45, they understood it was serious!!!  ;)


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Evangelist on November 24, 2004, 05:50:20 PM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(
Then you have missed the whole effect, and taste. :'(

ROFL....the only thing I missed was filling out a lengthy report to explain the red smudges on the kitchen walls.


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 24, 2004, 07:24:10 PM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(
Then you have missed the whole effect, and taste. :'(

ROFL....the only thing I missed was filling out a lengthy report to explain the red smudges on the kitchen walls.
Well I got news for you, since jambalaya and gumbo are precooked. You got okra in your food. ROFL!! ;D

I guess the joke is on you.................. ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Haa,haaa,haa,haa,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re:vegetables are murder!!!
Post by: sincereheart on November 25, 2004, 07:52:23 AM
Yes, I've had jambalaya....'n gumbo, too.....but they did NOT have okra in 'em....'cause I told the cook that if I even smelled okra, they were DEAD!! >:(

*Sigh* And for so long it seemed as if you had much wisdom!  :'(

Fried okra is good! Boiled okra is BEST!  ;D