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Title: Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: Symphony on October 08, 2004, 10:35:47 PM Did anybody watch it this evening - the second one? Kerry seems so much empty hot air - symbolism, not much substance. But President Bush's presentation did'nt seem as well done. Title: Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: Brother Love on October 09, 2004, 09:04:31 AM Did anybody watch it this evening - the second one? Kerry seems so much empty hot air - symbolism, not much substance. But President Bush's presentation did'nt seem as well done. I agree with you Bro :) WHAT DO YOU SEE (http://members.aol.com/crusader1s/jesus4.art) Title: Re:Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: 2nd Timothy on October 09, 2004, 09:11:13 AM Cute Joke that seems to apply ;)
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." " I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault ;D ;D ;D Title: Re:Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: Allinall on October 09, 2004, 09:18:23 AM Cute Joke that seems to apply ;) A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." " I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault ;D ;D ;D ROTFLCDR Title: Re:Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: Homeskillet on October 09, 2004, 12:13:40 PM Oh....I LOVE that. ;D
Title: Re:Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: Symphony on October 12, 2004, 12:33:25 AM good one, 2nd Timothy. Unfortunately, too true. Title: Re:Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: Shammu on October 12, 2004, 01:18:19 AM Cute Joke that seems to apply ;) ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." " I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault ;D ;D ;D To true, to true!!!! Title: Re:Bush/Kerry Debate Post by: felix102 on October 14, 2004, 12:45:24 AM LOL ^__________________________^
I especially like that "You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air." I know one like that but with lawyers and engineers. |