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Title: Recall Warning!! Post by: Saved_4ever on May 13, 2003, 06:16:58 AM The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code – named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,” or as it is more commonly expressed, SIN. Some other symptoms: loss of direction, lack of peace and joy, depression or confusion in the mental component, foul vocal emissions, selfish, violent behavior, amnesia of origin, fearfulness, and rebellion.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with the following: love, joy, peace, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, patience, self-control. For free emergency service, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, Jesus is standing by to personally take your call. http://www.chibaptist.org |