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Title: Clean Jokes
Post by: nChrist on July 15, 2017, 03:18:32 PM
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.


Title: Clean Jokes
Post by: nChrist on July 15, 2017, 03:19:45 PM
Wandering inside a pet store, I stopped in front of a birdcage to admire a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?”


Title: Clean Jokes
Post by: nChrist on July 15, 2017, 03:22:15 PM
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”


Title: Clean Jokes
Post by: nChrist on July 15, 2017, 03:24:31 PM
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”


Title: Clean Jokes
Post by: nChrist on July 15, 2017, 03:26:02 PM
A man walks into a restaurant and says, “How do you prepare your chickens?” The cook replies, “Nothing special. We just tell ’em they’re gonna die.”