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Title: Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 25, 2003, 09:52:23 AM

I propose in addition to the outright Jail, that we have, for just marginal offenders, a half-way house called "Probation".

It can act as a buffer for those getting close to Jail, and also for those who are contrite enought to justify temporary release, back out of jail.

I'm thinking tentatively that we may even have a candidate for this new Probation house, maybe ebia.

ebia is a little too smart for his/her own britches, so I think probabion might be a nice Christmas present for him/her.

   ;)



Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Willowbirch on December 25, 2003, 10:58:41 AM

ebia is a little too smart for his/her own britches, so I think probabion might be a nice Christmas present for him/her.

   ;)

Uh oh!  :-\ I s'pose I'm in danger of probation too!

 ;)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Tibby on December 25, 2003, 10:46:20 PM
Good thing I'm untouchable!  ;D Otherwise I'd be in with Willow and Ebia!


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 25, 2003, 11:10:45 PM

You just watch your step around here, Tibby.


(http://www.oz.net/~daveb/images/Tragg_e069.jpg)




      ???


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Tibby on December 25, 2003, 11:44:09 PM
I have connections with the man upstairs. ;) He's got my back.


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 25, 2003, 11:50:29 PM

You just watch your step, young man.

(http://www.oz.net/~daveb/images/Della_e130.jpg)



Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on December 27, 2003, 03:09:07 PM
Symphony is hereby thrown into the slammer for failing to keep his sidewalk properly garnished with African Violets in the winter during a blue moon on a Saturday while eating chocolate bars and singing, "Tiptoe through the tulips."

(I have connections.)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 29, 2003, 04:39:38 PM

Symphony is hereby thrown into the slammer for failing to keep his sidewalk properly garnished with African Violets in the winter during a blue moon on a Saturday while eating chocolate bars and singing, "Tiptoe through the tulips."


      ???


but.....but.....but.....


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: ollie on December 29, 2003, 05:07:39 PM

Symphony is hereby thrown into the slammer for failing to keep his sidewalk properly garnished with African Violets in the winter during a blue moon on a Saturday while eating chocolate bars and singing, "Tiptoe through the tulips."


      ???


but.....but.....but.....
"You rang?"


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on December 30, 2003, 05:15:21 AM
Symphony is hereby thrown into the slammer for failing to keep his sidewalk properly garnished with African Violets in the winter during a blue moon on a Saturday while eating chocolate bars and singing, "Tiptoe through the tulips."

Symphony, you are sooooooooo BUSTED!  ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 30, 2003, 04:18:48 PM

You're probably glad, aren't you sincereheart.

You and whitehorse, gloating.


'not very nice.  (http://sc.msn.com/2{/B4JV7DOJIT1@ESPQCW-JR[.jpg)



Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on December 31, 2003, 06:58:02 AM
You're probably glad, aren't you sincereheart.

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Whatever gave you that idea?


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 31, 2003, 11:25:47 AM

Your sympathy is ever so comforting, sincereheart.  :-\


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on December 31, 2003, 03:56:27 PM
 ;D

And I'm adding another sentence for attempting to reveal my gender online.

 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 31, 2003, 05:48:24 PM
Well ask me if I care.

(http://www.feelgoodpages.com/justchillin/chillin.gif)
 


   


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on December 31, 2003, 05:50:55 PM
Your sympathy is ever so comforting, sincereheart.

(http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ups/icis/ices_angel_g.gif)(http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ups/icis/ices_angel_g.gif)(http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ups/icis/ices_angel_g.gif)


...for attempting to reveal...

"Attempting"?? He succeeded! Better bust him extra for that!
(http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/3dlil/rolly.gif)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 31, 2003, 05:56:49 PM

This isn't going at all how I wanted it to go.



   :-[


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on December 31, 2003, 06:06:36 PM

You just watch your step, young man.

(http://www.oz.net/~daveb/images/Della_e130.jpg)





(http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on December 31, 2003, 06:50:35 PM


     :o


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on December 31, 2003, 07:01:40 PM
Your sympathy is ever so comforting, sincereheart.

(http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ups/icis/ices_angel_g.gif)(http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ups/icis/ices_angel_g.gif)(http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ups/icis/ices_angel_g.gif)


...for attempting to reveal...

"Attempting"?? He succeeded! Better bust him extra for that!
(http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/3dlil/rolly.gif)

I don't believe I've actually ever told him. ;)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on December 31, 2003, 07:03:19 PM
Well ask me if I care.

(http://www.feelgoodpages.com/justchillin/chillin.gif)

Hanging out with your number one fan?

Hehe-just kidding, just kidding.

That was very naughty of me.
 


   
 :-[ ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on December 31, 2003, 07:04:51 PM

You just watch your step, young man.

(http://www.oz.net/~daveb/images/Della_e130.jpg)



(http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif)

Hehe. Poor Sym. (I love it.)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: broken1 on December 31, 2003, 09:39:01 PM
the dog and the fan are so cool!!! ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on January 01, 2004, 01:02:06 AM

Yeah, well, we're watching you, broken1.  Don't think we aren't.

(http://channels.netscape.com/cp/crime/features/i/hillaryclinton40.jpg)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: ollie on January 01, 2004, 03:30:37 PM
Well ask me if I care.

(http://www.feelgoodpages.com/justchillin/chillin.gif)

Hanging out with your number one fan?

Hehe-just kidding, just kidding.

That was very naughty of me.
 


   
 :-[ ;D
(http://channels.netscape.com/cp/crime/features/i/hillaryclinton40.jpg)

May I share? It gets so hot keeping an eye on everyone!


(http://www.oz.net/~daveb/images/Della_e130.jpg)

Oh really, I am cool as a cucumber


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on January 01, 2004, 08:50:11 PM

   ;D ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on January 03, 2004, 04:45:54 AM
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Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on January 03, 2004, 11:23:07 AM

...my number one fan  hehe.  good one, whitehorse.


I'd like to remind everyone, including sincereheart, that, um, this is a "probation" thread?


In case anyone had forgotten.  ::)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: ollie on January 03, 2004, 06:44:04 PM
"Main Entry: pro·ba·tion
Pronunciation: prO-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English probacioun, from Middle French probation, from Latin probation-, probatio, from probare
Date: 15th century
1 : critical examination and evaluation or subjection to such examination and evaluation
2 a : subjection of an individual to a period of testing and trial to ascertain fitness (as for a job or school) b : the action of suspending the sentence of a convicted offender and giving the offender freedom during good behavior under the supervision of a probation officer c : the state or a period of being subject to probation

- pro·ba·tion·al  /-shn&l, -sh&-n&l/ adjective
- pro·ba·tion·al·ly adverb
- pro·ba·tion·ary  /-sh&-"ner-E/ adjective"  ***
 
 

***Merriam Webster Online Dictionary

(http://channels.netscape.com/cp/crime/features/i/hillaryclinton40.jpg)


The probation officer says everybody back in his cell and get
back to the topic or no more probation.


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on January 03, 2004, 07:57:59 PM
(http://www.cartooncottage.com/images/redbubbleboys22.gif)

Back in my cell...

Hey, wait-I run this place!


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on January 03, 2004, 08:20:32 PM
I'd like to remind everyone, including sincereheart, that, um, this is a "probation" thread?

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Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Reba on January 04, 2004, 12:20:50 AM
prohibition was repealed in 12/5/33      





sheesh


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on January 04, 2004, 12:10:04 PM

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Awwwww, dose aw so tyoot, sincereheart.   Awww, dose aw so dawling.    :-X


"prohibition"    hehe.


Iz dat da same az probation?  

hm.    ::)




Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on January 04, 2004, 04:47:32 PM
prohibition was repealed in 12/5/33
sheesh


*HIC*  :-X


Awwwww, dose aw so tyoot, sincereheart.  Awww, dose aw so dawling.

(http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/cwm/cwm3d/3dtard3.gif)



Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on January 05, 2004, 04:52:30 PM

*HIC*  :-X



  That's our sincereheart, hittin' the bottle again.  :-\



     ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Willowbirch on January 07, 2004, 08:00:55 PM


Hanging out with your number one fan?

Hehe-just kidding, just kidding.

That was very naughty of me.
 


   
 :-[ ;D
Whitehorse is on probation for going over their limit of punnies...


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on January 08, 2004, 11:08:05 PM
Guilty as charged! Some of them are punnier than others...   ;D


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: sincereheart on January 10, 2004, 07:08:20 AM
So is Symphony gonna go to jail?  ;)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on January 17, 2004, 07:44:44 PM

I'm the administrator of the Jail thread, so I CAN"T go to jail, sincereheart.

Whitehorse is awol, tho.  Maybe whitehorse should be put on probation.


Title: Oh Jailer!
Post by: sincereheart on January 19, 2004, 07:41:12 AM
That's our sincereheart, hittin' the bottle again....
... against someone's head.... ??

I'm the administrator of the Jail thread, so I CAN"T go to jail, sincereheart

WHAT? Say it isn't so? Who decided that? Wait!~ Don't tell me, let me guess.... You decided that??!!  :-X
 
I say Symphony should be thrown in jail!


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on February 07, 2004, 12:22:41 PM

I'm the administrator of the Jail thread, so I CAN"T go to jail, sincereheart.

Whitehorse is awol, tho.  Maybe whitehorse should be put on probation.

Guilty as charged. :)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on February 07, 2004, 12:31:41 PM
Guilty.


Guilty.



Guilty!


     8)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: ollie on February 07, 2004, 08:01:07 PM
Guilty.


Guilty.



Guilty!


     8)
(http://www.gifs.net/animate/ltbarhg.gif)
The paddy wagon is here, please all the guilty before being found innocent please step in!


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: cris on February 07, 2004, 10:58:43 PM
Guilty.


Guilty.



Guilty!


     8)
(http://www.gifs.net/animate/ltbarhg.gif)
The paddy wagon is here, please all the guilty before being found innocent please step in!



OK Ollie, you get in 1st cause Reba over at Fellowship says you should because of your HAIR post.  Strange you should bring that car knowing it was gonna haul you in.  ;D


Nice graphics-----I like them.






Title: Re:Probation
Post by: ollie on February 08, 2004, 06:18:44 AM
Guilty.


Guilty.



Guilty!


     8)
(http://www.gifs.net/animate/ltbarhg.gif)
The paddy wagon is here, please all the guilty before being found innocent please step in!



OK Ollie, you get in 1st cause Reba over at Fellowship says you should because of your HAIR post.  Strange you should bring that car knowing it was gonna haul you in.  ;D


Nice graphics-----I like them.





Not Guilty.


Not Guilty.



Not Guilty!

Just asking about the hair. Whether it is proper or not.

However the paddy wagon happens to be a Porsche. It belonged to a certain cartoon rabbit when he was a big movie star and is currently making personal appearances at Cu.
I will go along for a ride. That ole cwazy wabbit sure knew his cars.


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Whitehorse on February 08, 2004, 11:37:46 AM
Guilty.


Guilty.



Guilty!


     8)
(http://www.gifs.net/animate/ltbarhg.gif)
The paddy wagon is here, please all the guilty before being found innocent please step in!


I'm up for a ride! ;)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: Symphony on February 15, 2004, 10:16:10 PM

Ooooo, cool one, Whitehorse.  'Didn't even see this.  


Welp, got our next recalcitrant--Tigerlily.  Yep, dear sweet little Tiger has gone all marbles on us..  Probaton for sure.


(http://drudgereport.com/siren.gif)  BUSTED!!  hehe.

Who's our Probation Officer anyway?  My tax dollars at work.   ???

Oh well, Tigerlily hereby on Probation.

For, um, Throwing a Fit.   There.  That should do it.  "Throwing a Fit".   ;D

hehe.   8)

    ;)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: TigerLily on February 15, 2004, 10:32:20 PM
LOL hmm me thinks that maybe, just possibly, that our dear sweet symphony should be BUSTED and put on probation.. for um ahh well shall we call it TATTLE TELLING ;)
seems he likes to BUST other people! LOl seems like he gets  just a wee bit to much pleasure outta "busting" people  :P ;) ;D
ah well busted i am, i guess.. take me away ho ho..
"hi ho, hi ho its off to jail i go, it wont hurt much cause my "busters" NUTZ hi ho hi ho..... ;)"

lol TL


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: JudgeNot on February 15, 2004, 10:42:15 PM
Does this court take visitors??

I like to ogle those who are "nearly" in jail.   ;D

Kinda like driving by and staring at the "road crews" picking up trash along the highway.   ;D

I'm in the Porche - see my tail lights?   ;D

(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-069.gif)


Title: Re:Probation
Post by: TigerLily on February 15, 2004, 10:45:43 PM
ahh a visitor how nice.. lol
see how nice my "almost" jail cell is? lol a lovely shade of BLUE aint it? eh SYMPHONY???
 ;D