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Title: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on October 24, 2007, 10:19:34 PM
Lets see how much trouble I get into this time...................... ;D ;D ;D ;D





This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. ;D ;D

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



HAPPY STRESS RELIEF!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: HisDaughter on October 24, 2007, 10:35:14 PM
That'll be just about enough out of you fella!  But could you toss me that bag of chips on your way out?
(tee hee)  :D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on October 24, 2007, 11:06:25 PM
That'll be just about enough out of you fella!  But could you toss me that bag of chips on your way out?
(tee hee)  :D

(http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)







Here ya go sister...............
(http://eats.beloblog.com/archives/NF_TerraChips.JPG)

(http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: HisDaughter on October 24, 2007, 11:27:39 PM
 :D :D :D :D  Hahahahahaha  :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: ibTina on October 25, 2007, 08:06:42 PM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/tinabaran/fun%20things/MM.png)

This is my M&M ... LOL


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on October 29, 2007, 12:26:05 AM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/tinabaran/fun%20things/MM.png)

This is my M&M ... LOL
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff133/onionethan/onion_Emoticons/078_.gif) Sorry Tina, but u look yummy.


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Hary on October 29, 2007, 02:57:44 AM
We have glow in the dark m&m's here in aus, but i can only get the bag to glow! They're for halloween even though we don't do anything for it here is aus.


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 29, 2007, 08:30:45 AM
Hi Hary. It's great to see you here.

I don't think that I would want to eat any M&M's that glowed in the dark. It might start making me glow in the dark also.   ;D



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Hary on October 31, 2007, 05:32:46 AM
yeah my mum stuck to the orange and brown ones!


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on October 31, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
yeah my mum stuck to the orange and brown ones!

I like the green ones............ ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 31, 2007, 01:48:35 PM
I like the chocolate ones.



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: David_james on October 31, 2007, 02:35:56 PM
I like the chocolate ones.


aren't they all chocolate


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 31, 2007, 02:39:40 PM
Yep, that's my point.   ;D ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on October 31, 2007, 09:34:07 PM
aren't they all chocolate

Nope they have M n' M's in jelly beans here. ;D ;D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 31, 2007, 09:44:13 PM
Nope they have M n' M's in jelly beans here. ;D ;D

Naw, they may have jelly beans made by M & M's but they still aren't M & M's. Those aren't even listed on the M & M corporation web site so they must be a trial basis just in your area.



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on October 31, 2007, 09:49:08 PM
Naw, they may have jelly beans made by M & M's but they still aren't M & M's. Those aren't even listed on the M & M corporation web site so they must be a trial basis just in your area.



Yup!!!!

I have 31 bags left. ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: HisDaughter on November 01, 2007, 06:19:20 PM
Nope they have M n' M's in jelly beans here. ;D ;D

People left in the desert long enough will eat anything and have hallucinations!  :P

I actually perfer the peanut m n' m's myself.  8)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 01, 2007, 07:55:48 PM
People left in the desert long enough will eat anything and have hallucinations!  :P


(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 01, 2007, 08:10:32 PM
People left in the desert long enough will eat anything and have hallucinations!  :P


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/randers/36_11_6-1.gif)



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 01, 2007, 11:31:58 PM
People left in the desert long enough will eat anything and have hallucinations!  :P



But I'm not in the desert. (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 01, 2007, 11:38:57 PM
That depends on what you consider a desert to be.   :D :D



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 01, 2007, 11:51:36 PM
People left in the desert long enough will eat anything and have hallucinations!  :P

I actually perfer the peanut m n' m's myself.  8)

Actually sister it's oxygen deprivation causing the hallucinations.   :D :D :D

It started with the story of a man named Bob, a poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed ...



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: nChrist on November 02, 2007, 02:16:17 AM
Please be very quiet and keep this a secret.

These are actually M 'n W's - not M 'n M's. One needs to read all of the small print, and you need a magnifying glass on this one. The small print says that mountain people eating "M's" could increase oxygen deprivation. Mountain people should only eat "W's" unless they have consulted a physician. AND, it's a must that all mountain people meet the sunrise with a hardy performance of "The Sound Of Music" - you know the one - "The hills are alive with the sound of music.." If they don't have the air to do a hardy performance, that's evidence that they've been eating "M's".


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: nChrist on November 02, 2007, 02:27:50 AM
But I'm not in the desert. (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)

I thought you said that you were into ice cream, cookies, cake, and pie all the time, so most folks would conclude that you were into desert.

(Small Print:   ;D  Hiding)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 02, 2007, 04:59:15 AM
That depends on what you consider a desert to be.   :D :D


That is places like Phoenix, where theres little water, and the land is mostly sand. :P :P

Though I think you are mixing deserts, with desserts. Here I have a pie for you brother.........

(http://post.thing.net/files/bush-pie-toss-3-web.jpg)



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 02, 2007, 05:07:20 AM
I thought you said that you were into ice cream, cookies, cake, and pie all the time, so most folks would conclude that you were into desert.

(Small Print:   ;D  Hiding)
Brother thats dessert, not desert.............. I have something for you............................






Wait for it..................................








Just a little longer.................................







Smile......................................









(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/70/22197095.jpg)

Got ya!!!!!!
Heres your just desserts..................... ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: nChrist on November 02, 2007, 08:40:25 AM
Brother thats dessert, not desert.............. I have something for you............................






Wait for it..................................








Just a little longer.................................







Smile......................................









(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/70/22197095.jpg)

Got ya!!!!!!
Heres your just desserts..................... ;D ;D ;D ;D


 ;D   ;D   ;D

You know that I'm unarmed and have no pie to throw back at you right now. SO, I'm going to hire some professional "PIE HIT MEN". In case you're wondering, they make their pies in concrete mixers and they're extremely large. I understand that they bake them in children's wading pools. Vinnie Boomba and the NY Pie Family deliver the pies in person, and it isn't pretty. SO, there!  Na Na Na Na Na


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: HisDaughter on November 02, 2007, 10:18:46 AM
I see you two have been up all night playing again!  Must've worn Pastor Roger out.  I think he's still sleeping so keep it down a bit would ya!  He needs all the "beauty" sleep he can get!

(http://)(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/trumanshow07/sleeping006.jpg)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 02, 2007, 10:29:10 AM
I see you two have been up all night playing again!  Must've worn Pastor Roger out.  I think he's still sleeping so keep it down a bit would ya!  He needs all the "beauty" sleep he can get!

(http://)(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/trumanshow07/sleeping006.jpg)
I've never seen Pastor Roger look better sister. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 02, 2007, 11:22:33 AM
I see you two have been up all night playing again!  Must've worn Pastor Roger out.  I think he's still sleeping so keep it down a bit would ya!  He needs all the "beauty" sleep he can get!

(http://)(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/trumanshow07/sleeping006.jpg)

No amount of beauty sleep will help.  :D :D



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 02, 2007, 11:24:14 AM

(http://)(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/trumanshow07/sleeping006.jpg)


I've never seen Pastor Roger look better sister. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)

Cute little guy, huh?



Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 02, 2007, 11:27:58 AM
No amount of beauty sleep will help.  :D :D



You said it, not me. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 02, 2007, 11:29:21 AM
(http://)(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/trumanshow07/sleeping006.jpg)


Cute little guy, huh?



Yup the pup sure is brother.


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: HisDaughter on November 02, 2007, 08:16:21 PM
(http://)(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u277/Redeemed_01/sFun_rofl.gif)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Kris777 on November 05, 2007, 09:39:27 PM
Lets see how much trouble I get into this time...................... ;D ;D ;D ;D





This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. ;D ;D

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



HAPPY STRESS RELIEF!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Then we would be stressed that our thighs are thickening.  :-X


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Shammu on November 05, 2007, 09:54:59 PM
Then we would be stressed that our thighs are thickening.  :-X

I know nothinggggg!!! (http://bestsmileys.com/mouthzippedshut/2.gif)

(http://graphics.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs/Headline_Archives/schultz_180.jpg)


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: nChrist on November 05, 2007, 10:51:00 PM
Then we would be stressed that our thighs are thickening.  :-X

Hello Kris,

It's great to hear from you. You've been AWOL, so how have you been?

Love In Christ,
Tom

(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/tlr10/357/ps103_8.jpg)
 


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: Kris777 on November 11, 2007, 05:46:15 PM
Hi guys. Yes I know that I have been missing for a long time.  I still come on here once in while.  I'm doing good.  I'm still in school.  My life consists of school, work and volunteering at a wildlife refuge.  I barly am on the computer anymore.  Once I complete my next semester I should get my asociates degree.  I'm excited about that but not looking forward to taking Organic Chemestry next semester.  It is hard.  So how has it been?  Anything new?


Title: Re: Pass the BAG of M'nM's!!!!!!!
Post by: nChrist on November 11, 2007, 07:21:46 PM
Hi guys. Yes I know that I have been missing for a long time.  I still come on here once in while.  I'm doing good.  I'm still in school.  My life consists of school, work and volunteering at a wildlife refuge.  I barly am on the computer anymore.  Once I complete my next semester I should get my asociates degree.  I'm excited about that but not looking forward to taking Organic Chemestry next semester.  It is hard.  So how has it been?  Anything new?

Hello Sister Kris,

Congratulations on getting your degree. It sounds like you're too busy to get into any trouble, so that's good.   ;)

We stay pretty busy here also, and something new happens every few minutes.   ;D

I would try to make a list for you, but it would be a book. So, I'll just say that we've missed you, and we hope that you're able to stop by more often and keep us posted on how you're doing.

Your volunteer work sound interesting. We live right next to a huge wildlife refuge that we really enjoy. I know that they have a full staff of Rangers, but I don't know if they have a volunteer program or not. It's really a beautiful place, and they have a lengthy record of taking excellent care of the animals that live there. It's called the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge. We have buffalo, longhorn, deer, elk, wild pigs, wild turkey, and a big variety of other animals - all thriving and doing well. I know that we also have bear and some big cats, but that's a contested opinion. I've seen mountain lions with my own eyes, and other law enforcement officers in the area have seen black bears. Pictures of them have even been put in the newspaper, but we're not supposed to have those animals.  Maybe the bears and cats didn't know.   ;)

Love In Christ,
Tom

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