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Title: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: nChrist on August 23, 2007, 10:14:44 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/emirates_father_odd_dc

UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target

Mon Aug 20, 11:17 AM ET

DUBAI (Reuters) - A one-legged Emirati father of 78 is lining up his next two wives in a bid to reach his target of 100 children by 2015, Emirates Today reported on Monday.
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Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman, 60, has already had 15 brides although he has to divorce them as he goes along to remain within the legal limit of four wives at a time.

"In 2015 I will be 68 years old and will have 100 children," the local tabloid quoted Abdul Rahman as saying.

"After that I will stop marrying. I have to have at least three more marriages to hit the century."

The United Arab Emirates newspaper splashed its front page with a picture of Abdul Rahman surrounded by his children, the eldest of whom is 36 years old and the youngest of whom is 20 days old. Two of his current three wives are also pregnant.

Abdul Rahman said his large family lived in 15 houses. He supports them with his military pension and the help of the government of Ajman, one of seven emirates that comprise the UAE, which includes the Gulf trade and tourism hub of Dubai.

Islam allows men to marry up to four women at a time, though most marry only one. The UAE is a Muslim country but is home to migrants from around the world.

(My Note:  All I want to know if this guy laughs a lot or cries a lot.)


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Shammu on August 23, 2007, 10:52:08 PM
All I want to know if this guy laughs a lot or cries a lot.

I would say he cries a lot...........................  and ohhhhhhhhhhhh the headaches!!!! ;)


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 23, 2007, 11:04:18 PM
If he is laughing it is probably an hysterical laugh.   They're coming to take him away, haha. They're coming to take him away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.

 :D :D :D :D :D




Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Shammu on August 23, 2007, 11:19:38 PM
If he is laughing it is probably an hysterical laugh.   They're coming to take him away, haha. They're coming to take him away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.

 :D :D :D :D :D



For those of you who don't know the song........................

They're coming to take me away, ha ha
By  Napoleon XIV
 

Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
RSPCA you mangy mutt!
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!
~~~~~~~

The flip side of the 45'  Napoleon XIV sings the song backwards!!  Yes I still have the 45'. ;D ;D


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: nChrist on August 24, 2007, 01:02:32 AM
 ;D   ;D   ROFL! - Now, I have a headache. 


(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/tlr10/favor/favor028.gif)

   


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Brother Jerry on August 29, 2007, 10:56:01 AM
That is just plain sad really.

Oh and so is this guy with all the wives and children....mainly I was talking about still owning 45's  :D


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: airIam2worship on August 29, 2007, 11:03:16 AM
All I know is this guy better hurry up he still has 20 kids to go. He must be trying to start his own country  ;D ;D


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: nChrist on August 30, 2007, 09:33:43 AM
That is just plain sad really.

Oh and so is this guy with all the wives and children....mainly I was talking about still owning 45's  :D

Hello Brother Jerry,

What's so funny about GLOCK 45'S?    ;D


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Brother Jerry on August 30, 2007, 10:04:06 AM
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Hello Brother Jerry,

What's so funny about GLOCK 45'S?    Grin

ehhh...nothing, I prefer 9mm for the range and the penetration...but if I wanna knock someone down then 45 is the way to go :)

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All I know is this guy better hurry up he still has 20 kids to go. He must be trying to start his own country  Grin Grin
What I really want to know is how many of them will be knocking each other off to increase their share of the inheritance.


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: airIam2worship on August 30, 2007, 10:33:18 AM
Who knows maybe he doesn't even have an inheritance anymore. Can you imagine if they had the same laws we have? He would have to pay child support, and alimony would he still want 100 kids????


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 30, 2007, 11:20:12 AM
That was my thoughts also. After supporting that many children there is no inheritance unless he was a part of the oil moguls.

Of course being muslim they wouldn't have to have the excuse of an inheritance for them to knock each other off. There are plenty of other reasons.



Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: nChrist on August 30, 2007, 11:27:52 AM
 ;D

We were all thinking the same thing, except all I thought would be left is BILLS. So, I doubt that I would want BILLS as an inheritance.

NOW, compare this to an inheritance in CHRIST - JESUS PAID IT ALL!


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Shammu on August 30, 2007, 10:22:58 PM
ehhh...nothing, I prefer 9mm for the range and the penetration...but if I wanna knock someone down then 45 is the way to go :)


I myself like the .38 super,  since neither of my wrists couldn't handle the .45's.  If I really want to knock something down, I'd use my 7mm Remington mag.  ;D  Point blank range is 1 mile, it is a great deer rifle.  ;D ;D

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What I really want to know is how many of them will be knocking each other off to increase their share of the inheritance.

Jesus is the only inheritance needed.


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: Brother Jerry on August 31, 2007, 11:50:14 AM
LOL there is that.

And AMEN


Title: Re: UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target
Post by: airIam2worship on September 04, 2007, 08:16:04 AM
;D

NOW, compare this to an inheritance in CHRIST - JESUS PAID IT ALL!

Yes He sure did, but only for those that accept Him  :D