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Title: Marriage Post by: airIam2worship on June 10, 2006, 06:25:05 AM Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ***************************************************************** A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. ************************************************************* Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. ************************************************************** Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere! |