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Title: Church Signs Post by: airIam2worship on June 10, 2006, 05:55:35 AM Church Signs 1
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets. When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too." Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one! Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush! Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday. Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: airIam2worship on June 10, 2006, 05:59:14 AM Church Signs 2
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 Under same management for over 2000 years Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back Soul food served here You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case! Come early for a good Back seat Seven days without prayer makes one weak No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace! Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: airIam2worship on June 10, 2006, 06:05:06 AM Church Signs 3
A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash K-Mart isn't the only saving place! Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary Delay is preferable to error Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand? A clear conscience makes a soft pillow The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings Forbidden fruit creates many jams Christians, keep the faith... But not from others! Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: airIam2worship on June 10, 2006, 06:13:19 AM Church Signs 4
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies To belittle is to be little How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking? It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church. If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again. This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? In the dark? Follow the Son. Heavenly forecast - Eternal Reign Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: BLAD on July 11, 2006, 12:22:21 AM ;D funny but full of truth.
Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: airIam2worship on July 11, 2006, 05:32:43 AM Amen ;)
Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: airIam2worship on November 30, 2006, 01:11:21 PM Church Signs 5
Don't tell God how big your storms are, tell your storms how BIG your God is. Need a faith lift? ..... Get as many as you want free just come right in no appointments needed. Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: Brother Jerry on November 30, 2006, 04:33:10 PM We have recently had some issues with some vandals.
We put the following sign up and it seems that the vandalism has stopped. "God sees all things" Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: Faithin1 on February 28, 2007, 09:57:47 PM These are great! Thanks for the laugh. Keep them coming.
Title: Re: Church Signs Post by: ibTina on May 04, 2007, 12:27:54 PM (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/tinabaran/fun%20things/atheiest.jpg)
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