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Title: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005
Post by: tiger_lily33 on January 31, 2006, 01:20:20 PM
Doesn't anyone proof read anymore?????????????

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER  
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
[ That'll stop 'em. ]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace  
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !  
[You mean t here's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group
[not even going there!!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half  
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  


Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005
Post by: 2nd Timothy on January 31, 2006, 03:11:09 PM
ROFLOL


(http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pound.gif)   I'm dying here!!!!!  Those were great!


Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005
Post by: tiger_lily33 on January 31, 2006, 07:38:01 PM
 ;)  i thought so to hehe


Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005
Post by: ForHisGlory on February 03, 2006, 12:25:54 AM
What a year!!

 :D


Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005
Post by: Shammu on February 03, 2006, 12:40:30 AM
*SNICKER*