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Title: I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: TalkerCat on December 08, 2005, 08:51:13 AM
A burglar quietly entered a Beverly Hills mansion prepared to loot it . . . as he snuck around surveying the valuables, he heard a quiet voice come out of the darkness: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"  The burglar stopped in his tracks and scanned the room with his flashlight - no one was there.  After a minute he continued on with his mission.  The voice came out of the dark: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Creeped out, the burglar shined his flashlight into the farthest corner of the room.  There, standing on a pedestal, was a large, african grey parrot, the parrot said: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"  Laughing out loud at himself, the burglar picked up his bag and and started to leave.  Suddenly, he heard a low, menacing growl - he flashed his light into the hallway and there stood an angry doberman and the parrot said: "Sic 'm Jesus!"     :P

Blessings -


Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: Shammu on December 09, 2005, 12:58:18 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/coldwater.jpg)


Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: TalkerCat on December 09, 2005, 03:09:56 PM
DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!   :D ;D :D ;D

Blessings -


Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: Shammu on December 09, 2005, 05:20:48 PM
DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!   :D ;D :D ;D

Blessings -
I would like you to meet my bird, Terri. ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/badteethbird.jpg)


Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: TalkerCat on December 09, 2005, 05:29:24 PM
Your bird's name is Terri?!?!?!? What a coincidence! So is mine! ;D


Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: Soldier4Christ on December 09, 2005, 05:29:59 PM
DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!   :D ;D :D ;D

Blessings -
I would like you to meet my bird, Terri. ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/badteethbird.jpg)

Now he looks meaner than a junkyard Dog.



Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: Soldier4Christ on December 09, 2005, 05:36:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/randers/meandog.jpg)

Junkyard Dog



Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: TalkerCat on December 09, 2005, 05:37:11 PM
Kinda resembles me before coffee in the morning !  :P


Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: Soldier4Christ on December 09, 2005, 05:48:40 PM
Kinda resembles me before coffee in the morning !  :P

By all means please have some coffee then.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/randers/IASTAcoffeepot.jpg)




Title: Re:I can see you and so can Jesus
Post by: TalkerCat on December 09, 2005, 06:46:24 PM
Thank you sir!  I take mine strong, with cream and sugar, please!

Blessings-