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I'm 5[/i] posts away from 2000 posts!!!!  This, is a momentous occassion.  I must celebrate.  *Does a dance of joyous celebration*

4[/i] Posts!!!

3[/i] Posts!!!

2[/i] Posts!!!!!

AND 1 FINAL POST!!!!!! I AM THERE!!!!!


Ok.  That killed 3 minutes...

Is that all, Allinall? I remember when you would make 10 posts, in 5 minutes! ;)  Oh by the way, you have 2002 posts now. :P

You better get running Allinall. I'm only 228 behind you and closing fast.

 :D :D ;D ;D

Ya know, he's right!  I'm gettin' old and slow.  Is it too early for me to start taking Geritol?   :D

Not cool.  I'm bein' gunned for by a guy who posts scripture without directing to whomst he's posting it and makes me feel all guilty like subsequently causing me to stop arguing hence posting and all for the purpose of upping his posting tally!!!  I'm on to you now man!  I can see!!!!   :D

Yup.  Think that takes it for the run-on sentence of the year.  Month at least.   ;D

Only the Lod knows for sure.

 ;) ;D

Whats Geritol? ;D

hehehe!  :D

Your other daily supplement!   ;D

???

Ah.  Supplement's probably the wrong word.  Ya know, the little blue box with the days of the week on it, filled with all the medicines and vitamins and other such regulatory substances ol...ahem, people of your age are required to take to stay within the proper "input" and "output" parameters of normal biological function.   ;D

Mine aren't blue they are white. :D  Sorry I don't have that problem. :P

I'd like to make my 1973-rd post something of substance - I'd like Allinall to ready me for the near future by explaining the overallinall experience one feels as he allinall together surpasses the 2k barrier.

Joy?  Fatigue?  Going to Disney Land?  Wally World?  Is there any nausia at allinall?  If there's nausia - I'm changing my handle and starting over...  Watch for 'JudgeDid' coming to a forum near you... ;D

See Y'allinall round the bend...

 ;D

I jest.  I really don't think you're old.  But who can pass up a good regularity joke?  Even at my own expense!   :D

Joy?  Yes!  Fatigue?  Yah, but that's a Geritol condition.   ;D  No Disney Land.  I'm broke.   :'(  Wally World?  Nah.  I'd end up with the Griswald family luck.   :D  Nausia?  Not one bit.  So keep on a comin' on Bro!   :)

I'll be round the bend.  Hopefully still moving under my own power and with regularity!

K.  That's a dead horse...

I've been on here almost as long as you Allinall and I only have 300 some posts.  I think I need to yack more.

Yup, a stinky dead horse. For that you have earned a stinky award.

That's most true.  High posting tallies are only obtained through either spiritually beneficial discourse, or the method I've used most, superfluous yackage.  


Did I just dis myself?   ;D :D

AACK!!! I've won an award but can't see it!

At least you're being honest.  :-X :D

Yup, yas sure did brother. You might as well tell everyone to, that alot of chatting went on in a few threads. :D

Doesn't this qualify as fellowship??  :D :D ;D ;D

Well, I tried anyway.

Yup, it sure does qualify as fellowship. Though we got carried away a couple of times. ;D

Honesty is best.  Of course if I tried to claim something else, I'd have issues with denial... ;D

True! And that is fellowship.  Seriously speaking, there's alot of folks that need that bit of sillyness and good-hearted Christian fellowship.  I've been there.  What I'm truly thankful for is the sillyness can, and often does give way to godliness, biblical truth, and prayerful bearing of each others burdens.   :)

Hope all y'all had a great Lord's Day!

Amen Brother!

I belong to JESUS, and that alone keeps me happy most of the time, but it sure it nice, uplifting, and strengthening to be around other Christians who are also happy to belong to JESUS.

I am thinking back about statements made by my father and grandfather. Both spent their lives in the ministry and both are home with the LORD. They basically said that Christians should have fun, laugh, and be the happiest people on earth. The world thinks that Christians are dull, boring, and depressed because of all the things we won't do. They just don't know that Christians have just as much fun or more - just in clean and different ways.


;D  ;D  ;D

Here you go brother! :D

Amen!  I think many of us tend to live our lives like we should be suffering, rather than living our lives by God's grace through our sufferings.  And so, we tend to act all somber.  It's amazing how people who are truly being tried aren't as glum in the pews as those who aren't.  Makes me think of what Paul said:

"Now if Christ is proclaimed as raised from the dead, how can some of you say that there is no resurrection of the dead?  But if there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised.  And if Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain.  We are even found to be misrepresenting God, because we testified about God that he raised Christ, whom he did not raise if it is true that the dead are not raised.  For if the dead are not raised, not even Christ has been raised.  And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile and you are still in your sins.  Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished. If in this life only we have hoped in Christ, we are of all people most to be pitied."

Kinda helps us understand how a couple a fellas could sing in chains after being beaten!  Hope is a blessed thing... :)

Amen Allinall, Your statement reminded me of a beautiful song that I love to sing (when I can get some time out of my wifes hearing range  ;D).

1. Wonderful Grace of Jesus, greater than all my sin;
How shall my tongue describe it,
Where shall its praise begin?
Taking away my burden, setting my spirit free;
O the Wonderful Grace of Jesus reaches me!

2. Wonderful Grace of Jesus, reaching to all the lost;
By it I have been pardoned, saved to the uttermost.
Chains have been torn asunder, giving me liberty;
O the Wonderful Grace of Jesus, reaches me!

3. Wonderful Grace of Jesus, reaching the most defiled;
By its transforming power,
Making me God's dear child,
Purchasing peace and Heaven, for all eternity;
And the Wonderful Grace of Jesus, reaches me!

Refrain
(men)     Wonderful the matchless Grace of Jesus,
    (women)  the matchless Grace of Jesus,
(men)     Deeper than the mighty rolling sea;
    (women)   the rolling sea;
(women)   Wonderful Grace, all sufficient for me, for even me
(men)        Higher than the mountain, sparkling like a fountain,
                All sufficient Grace for even me.
(all)     Broader than the scope of my transgressions,
    (men)     sing it!
(all)     Greater far than all my sin and shame
    (men)     my sin and shame,
(all)     O magnify the precious name of Jesus,
PRAISE HIS NAME!

I love that hymn!  It hurts, sometimes to hit that last note, but it's a great hymn!  Out of your wife's hearing range?  Doesn't she know that God said to make a joyful noise?  Never said anything about it being pleasant... ;D

 ;D ;D I finally made jr member. I was so thrilled when I saw my status...

I'm allowed to sing in the shower if my wife is gone.  ;D

And, congratulations to our newest Junior Member, airIam2worship. We enjoy having you with us.

Amen, I even made a special thread for her. I do want to see if she can out talk me, though. ;)  I have alot to make up for, through all my years of silence.  ;D

Thanks tom. Ok here goes I'm looking for that new thread. I believe I can out talk anyone, at least that's what my husband tells me. You know how it is if you hear something long enough you begin to believe it. (I wish he would tell me I look like I'm 28).

OK DW. The challenge is on. Let's talk LOL :D.  I didn't tell you I went to the doctor last week, the neurologist, and he thinks I'm doing great. I told hiom I cut out some of the medications he had me on, and he wanted to put me on something new I told him not yet, give me a few days if I felt i needed something I would call him, it's been 6 days. I still haven't called him

I just want to point out, that once again one of my post boosting threads for my personal post boosting is being hijacked by people trying to boost their own posting status.  *Weeps openly*

Oh well.   :D ;D  Congrats air!  I'm looking forward to seeing who can out talk DW!  ;D

 ;D ;D  Allinall, I think any woman can outtalk any man any day, any time. LET'S hear it for the ladies!!!!!!! :D :D. OH Congratulations to you. You know this is how I found out how you move from one stage to the next. I read your post.. So now you might think I'm copy catting...  ::). Could be. But nah. I am home all day, no car, and neatly tucked away in a big, big house so I now found something to do when I start seeing double, when I am busy translating.

SILENCE????? DW?? Pretty soon you will break the record.
Now don't forget you got a big head start.

Those are the best threads for boosting ones own post count.

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True!  But then, I know DW!  He's pretty good, so you've got your work cut out for you.   ;D  And thanks!  :)

Are you implying that such acts of terror are acceptable?  Cause if so...I'm gonna start hijackin'!!!!!   ;D

Terror?? Hijacking?? Me??  uhh ..... as long as they are on topic??

AAAAHHHHAH!!!!![/i]  An admitted Terroristic Hijacker Approvalist!!!!!

No.  Didn't really have anywhere to go with this.  Just wanted to use the name.   ;D

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BTW .....  that is an anti-terrorist squad.

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 ;D Now I've seen it all hijacking at the forum  ;D

OH OH!!

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See???????  I'm not a llama anymore, I'm not even a hijacker. I'm moving on up now.. AAAALLLL the Way up. ;)

So you are a quite type huh?  Good glad to hear that you, don't want some of your meds. That gives me an advange. ;D

And hwho started the hi-jacking of this thread Allinall? you did. :P

Who knows she may just out yack me. :D ;)

I am normaly home all day as well. :D

Something you don't know about me. I was 90+% deaf p to this year. I am now, only 25% deaf. Theres a whole world out there. A world, till this year I never heard. I know it was a gift from God, that gave me my hearing.

ROFL! Thanks for the boost Allinall. :D

Why, when you started the hi-jacking? ;) ;D ;D

Sister, you haven't seen nothing yet!

Yup, you know whats coming.

Right.....

It won't be long and we all will be MOVING UP

And I am LOOKING UP!

Hey DW your gecko looks like he's wearing his grandma's false teeth  ;D

Nope, those are the teeth of a troll that was here.

 ;D   ;D  ROFL!  Brother Bob, I just noticed the teeth that you added to that poor creature. ;D  ;D  Turn you loose with a graphics program and WATCH OUT!! I have a collection of your works of art, and I must tell you that I don't look at them before trying to go to sleep.  ;D

First of all, I can't hijack my own thread.  Second of all, you're most welcome for the boost DW!   :) Fourth of all, no.  Wait, Third of all, great.  Now I'm confused...

OH!!  YEAH!!!  Great post P.R.!  We'll all be movin' up soon!!!!

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Allinall we didn't hijack your thread, we just kinda liked it. Speaking of hijacking you all are now using my words "Moving On Up", that's word hijacking

I didn't say "moving on up" I said  Moving Up  ;) ;) ;) ;)

Ok Pastor, so you left a word out, to us it still means the same. I don't know about DW though, he's looking up, if you come to Florida, my brother DW, please make sure you bring an umbrella, so the torrential rains we've been having don't go down your nose and drown you. ;D ;D ;D
(of course i'm just kidding)
We all are looking up and straight ahead ;)

I know, quite a few are collecting them. I didn't know you were collection them, as well. :D

I was thinking about bigger teeth, but decided not to. ;D

Yes, you can hi-jack your own thread. Thank you for the boost Allinall. ;D Your confused? ROFL! ;D ;D ;D

I know I like Allinall's thread. ;D

I'm LOOKING UP, for when Jesus returns. I do believe that it will be soon. I have no plans to come, to Florida. :D I like where I am, Arizona. ;D ;D Just for you though Maria, we also have torrential rains.

I think we should start a group and go around hijacking other peoples threads!  But then, Pastor Roger does have that tanks...

Well brother, I do have....
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and my own.. (http://bestsmileys.com/army/10.gif) ;D

.... and its well armed. Then there is the back up troops ...

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What no one has an AAV????  
If I could figure out how to add my graphics then we would be in business well send out DW's gecko first  ;D ;D ;D

Yep, but it's not animated.

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Whew. That last picture wasn't supposed to be that big.

(thats a better size now)


Anyway, airIam2worship, if you put your pictures/animations on a website like photobucket.com than you can copy the url for that picture. Then using the img function that is located on the posting page you can paste the url into it. If you still can't figure it out I can give you more detailed instructions on it.

YIKES!!!!!!!  CAN I DRIVE????????

Yeah, but if you never driven one before wait until I get 2 or 3 hundred miles away.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Then you better plan on hijacking one of DW's choppers or planes  ;D ;D

I like this one better.

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Or this one.

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 ;D   ;D

"UM?? - General Custer, I really think that a cavalry charge is out of the question."

 

Little Big Horn was nothing in comparison.     :D :D :D :D

I love the cavalry!  But I like this one personally...

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YIKES!!!!!! oh wait a minute, I'm in Arizona, your in Florida. I have nothing to worry about......... ;D

Nope, I'm keeping them grounded! :D

I like that one better too. It's a faster get away ;D

I think so as well, LOOK OUT! Oops, to late. :D

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I'M BACK

How was everyone's weekend?  Pastor how is your brother doing?
and DW how is your back feeling?

My brother is going through an angio-gram today. They are not only checking his heart but his kidneys also as they don't seem to be functioning as they should. The results of this will determine what is done next.

I'm still praying for him and for you and your family.

So we can see....... :D

Sore, I have a doctor appointment today, to see about the rod being put back in. :(

Prayin' for y'all.   :)

 ;D ;D ;DI'm sorry you are in pain DW
Did you all miss me??????????????? :D

Yeah it got quiet here.  

 :-X :-X :-X :-X    :D :D :D :D

Well now now don't try to say I do all the talking, just look at all the posts  :P

Nope, didn't mean to imply that. After all you are only LTOSLSYOY.

 :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks :D

I wondered why it was so quite. ;) :D ;D

;D

:-X :-X Okay :-X :-X

Pastor, I keep forgeting, I'm down at the bottom of the totem pole. but not for long  :P :P

Okay LTOSLSYOY, you have a long way to go.... ;D

  ;D  ;D  I only have 5739 to catch up with you

A drop in the bucket, you say??

A big drop in the bucket. :D

(sheepish grin) :)  Well we all know that the great flood started with just one drop, don't we???
JU never know    ;D ;D

One drop at a time. :D

I forgot what all these letters stand for can you refresh my memory???       ???   :P ;D

Less Than Only Slightly Less Supreme Yack of Yackage ;D

IMPRESSSIVE
Your memory that is

Yep, I just recently joined the "Top Fifteen" and just today I became no. 11 passing JudgeNot and closing fast on Allinall, just 80 more to go. Better start running faster Allinall.

Did I mention that I'm developing a stu...

...stu...

...a...s...s...stu...

What, that you are Less Than Only Slightly Less Supreme Yack of Yackage. Or that I am Supreme Yack of Yackage.

...s...s...STUTTER[/b]!??!


(BTW, for anyone who really does have a stuttering problem, please forgive me.  It was not my intent to offend.  It was my intent to further my own posting status at the expense of your difficulty...which isn't much better!  I'm horrid! FORGIVE ME?!?!?!)

 :D

 maybe  it was duh

And your new title, Pastor Roger. Slightly More Than Slightly Less Supreme Yack of Yackage. Or if you like... SMTSLSYOY. ;D

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That ....

was ....

not ....

a good ....

Yyyyyou....

enough ....

Areeeee

Forrrrr...

Givvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! :D

try.

We all

forgive  you

Me, too.

Allinalllllllll :D

Copycats.

Every last one of yas.

That's right.

Guilty.

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 ??? GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  ;D ;D ;D :P

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Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   ;D GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

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I Plea NOT guilty. By reason of insanity..Your honor  :P :P ;D

Ok!  She's off the hook!   :D

Where? ;D

Who me?  ???

I know I'm right. ;)

My lawyer will also be contacting you Allinall. ;D ;D :P ;D ;D ;)

Thats why it is a mistrial. Therefore we are all innocent!!

I know I'm not guilty, I am a looney case! ;) ;D ;D

And what about me? :P

So we can't be guilty if we haven't had a trial.
nah nah nah nah nah nah :P :P

Nope.  You're still on the hook.  And quite a hook it is too!!   ;D

Why yes you can!  GUILTY I SAY!!!  Trials take too much time and money.  So I just bypass that.   ;D  You are guilty as charged.  I've put you back on the hook miss!

Addendum to the heretofore listed referrendum:  Dreamweaver, a.k.a. Brother Bob, is now off the hook due to back pains.  At the time of his (hopefully soon  :)) recovery, Brother Bob's case will be reviewed.

 ::) If that's the way you want it, so be it, but it's only fair to warn you my Lawyer has never lost a case, and what's more He will defend me for free ;D ;D ;D
(hmmm I wonder what He's thinking about us right now?) :-X

I plead guilty ..... the "Top Fifteen" posting went to my head.
Then I saw Allinall = 2085 and I couldn't resist any longer.

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No court??


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Doin hard time ........


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singing jailhouse rock.

The charge is Copy Catting With Intent To Gain.  You have been found *really ominous voice* guuuuiiiiiiiiiilllltttyyyyyyy.  Your Lawyer told me to be sure your sins will find you out.  Are you sure you want to plead "Not Guilty"?   ;D

(Bet He's thinking we're weird.   :-X But I know He's pleading all of our cases everyday.  No Law can condemn us!)

Amen.

I would like to think that He's happy we all know how to love one another and have clean fun. Maybe He is laughing too.
 Isa 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.   Hallelujah, I'm forgiven.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Where, I don't see no hooks. ;D

WHy thank you Allinall. ;D

LOOKING UP! :D

Greed, resist tempation. :D

Is now, out of session. ;D

AMEN!

AMEN again!