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Title: To My Loving wife Post by: Bronzesnake on August 19, 2005, 03:41:21 PM Hopefully this joke will vindicate me for my last feeble effort! :-[
A Minnesota couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out from such a cold winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. Because of hectic schedules it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband departed before his wife, knowing she would be joining him the following day. He checked into his hotel, noticed a computer in the room, so he decide to sit down and send his wife an email. However, he accidentally left out one letter in his wife's email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister, called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow, though she was grief stricken, decide to check her email expecting messages of condolence from friends and family. After reading the first email she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed in to find his mother passed out on the floor. He noticed the computer screen, and read the following email. To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: October 16, 2004 Darling I know you're surprised to hear from me! They have computers here now, and you're allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I just arrived and have been checked in. I see everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you here. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine. P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!! :D Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: nChrist on August 19, 2005, 03:53:42 PM ;D ;D ROFL - Thanks - I needed that laugh!
I got it! ;D Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 19, 2005, 04:44:51 PM ;D ;D ROFL .... now that was funny. Poor woman probably had a heart attack over that one.
Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: cris on August 19, 2005, 11:15:49 PM You're vindicated, Bronze. ;D That was so funny. Definitely a ROFL one! Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: Shammu on August 20, 2005, 12:11:36 AM Okay BRNZ, you have vindicated yourself, with this one! ;D YEAH! ;D
Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: Bronzesnake on August 20, 2005, 03:08:24 AM I'd like to announce my retirement from joke telling! :D
Quit while you're ahead right? ;) I wish I was that smart. :-\ I never know when to quit. :P Title: To My Loving wife Post by: Kristi Ann on August 20, 2005, 11:54:23 PM I don't get it... :-\
Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: Bronzesnake on August 21, 2005, 01:50:52 AM I don't get it... :-\ (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/bronzesnake/bart_fail.gif) Title: Re:To My Loving wife Post by: nChrist on August 21, 2005, 09:35:34 AM ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Brother Bronze, I'm speechless! (http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s23.gif) |