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Title: Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Bronzesnake on August 13, 2005, 08:45:19 AM After driving satan out of farmer Joe in Anytown U.S.A. a resourceful pastor quickly realized the farm had no swine, so... [/size][/color] (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/bronzesnake/DevilTomato0806a.jpg) Moments after this photo was taken, the tomato rolled off the plate into a sink full of water. [/size][/color]compliments of your friendly neighbourhood Bronzsnake! ;) Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: nChrist on August 13, 2005, 09:06:14 AM ;D ??? I don't get it. Time for some sleep.
Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Bronzesnake on August 13, 2005, 09:08:15 AM ;D ??? I don't get it. Time for some sleep. Remember Mat 8:31-32? :-\ Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Bronzesnake on August 13, 2005, 09:17:32 AM Notice the horns on the tomato?
I guess this joke stinks huh? I thought I was quite clever. :-\ my humble apologies. Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 13, 2005, 12:34:21 PM I caught it but then I had a good nights sleep. I wouldn't say that it stinks but perhaps a cute groaner?? ;) ;) :D :D
Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: cris on August 13, 2005, 03:34:46 PM I caught it but then I had a good nights sleep. I wouldn't say that it stinks but perhaps a cute groaner?? ;) ;) :D :D Well PR, I'm glad YOU had a good nights sleep. I woke up with Plumbers Syndrome............................you know, that drained feeling. ;D Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 13, 2005, 03:51:24 PM Well PR, I'm glad YOU had a good nights sleep. I woke up with Plumbers Syndrome............................you know, that drained feeling. ;D That sounds like my normal mornings. God was good to me last night. ;) :D Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Shammu on August 13, 2005, 04:01:12 PM I caught it but then I had a good nights sleep. I wouldn't say that it stinks but perhaps a cute groaner?? ;) ;) :D :D I think it should have a turkey award. ;D(http://www.brianlemay.com/Gifs/TrevorTurkey.gif) Now theres a thunderstorm coming in. I got to get off and shut down for a while. Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 13, 2005, 10:20:15 PM Whats a thunderstorm?? It's been to long since I've seen or heard one.
Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Shammu on August 13, 2005, 11:24:53 PM Whats a thunderstorm?? It's been to long since I've seen or heard one. The thunderstorm that hit here today. This is our monsoon season. With what we got today, we are finally out of the severe drought condition. Here we are still in a drought though........ I will pray for rain for you. I don't know if it will help though.Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Kris777 on August 13, 2005, 11:46:54 PM It hasn't been raining much where I am at either. It only sprinkled today. Save some of that rain and ship it over here DW.
Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 14, 2005, 12:25:21 AM We're finally getting rain today and there is rain in the forecast for the next 4 or 5 days. Until today all the rain was going north of me. It will take all of that and then some to get out of the drought here. What we got today was just less than an inch.
Prayers always help, brother. Thanks. Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Bronzesnake on August 20, 2005, 03:10:58 AM You know a joke really stinks when ridicule of the joke quickly and uncerimoniously turns into a weather discussion! :-[
Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Soldier4Christ on August 20, 2005, 12:15:25 PM Naww ... I was just thinking how much rain it took to drown that tomato. :D :D :D :D
Title: Re:Pastor Drives satan Out! Post by: Shammu on August 20, 2005, 12:26:09 PM Naww ... I was just thinking how much rain it took to drown that tomato. :D :D :D :D ;DWe had rain yesterday! ;D |