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Original recipe, or extra crispy?   ;D  

If you said extra crispy....

 :D ;D

This is an ongoing debate between my wife and I.

I vote ....  ORIGINAL

Crispy all the way!

It's obvious. Even a caveman knows the answer to this one.

ORIGINAL!

ASAPH

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Your backwards conservative insults will not sway me! The times are changing, and so must we! Original was fine for back in the day, but this is a new age, and a time for a new guard! The crispy guard!

;D

How did I know that Tibby would take the opposing view.   ;)  :D  ;D


Crispy is refried originals.   :D :D :D

The New Southern Journal is Medical did a study that clearly shows that, not only do crisp taste better, but they also lower cholesterol, cure cancer, do advanced calculus, and are low in carbs, too! :P

Keep your originals, you red state wacko! ;D

A little bite of original, then a smidgen of crispy, and a
DOUBLE HELPIN' OF EXTRA SPICY!......


Bryl Cream, a little dab'l do ya....

I would, at this point in time, just like to say that none of you have any clue as to which one tastes best, since you have not mentioned in any way, shape, form or fashion the requirement....YES, REQUIREMENT.....that ALL chicken (pollo) must be ingested with copious quantities of that culinary delight, JALAPENO PEPPERS!!!!

[size=-2]Bunch of gastronomic illiterates....mumble, mumble[/size]

How dare you compromise, Evangelist! I can’t believe that you, of all people, would be for seeker-friendly chicken! I’m appalled! Man, you think you know a guy, then he goes and pulls something like this! Tom, this man needs to be banned! This thoughts are just unfastfood! I can never look at you the same again! ;D ;D ;D

And extra spicy, how dare you even bring it! Such debauchery can say in the bucket where in belongs! Even Honey BBQ would have been ok, but Spicy? You need to example your stomach, spend some time in fasting, and think about such things!  ;D ;D ;D

Jalapeño peppers? I’m offended to even eat at the same place as you! May god have mercy on your soul!

I'm in a blue state and still prefer original.

Jalapeño peppers? Those are for the ones that don't like the flavor of chicken and must hide it. (They are also for those with iron lungs, iron stomach, etc.) I avoid things that burn.

I am absolutely shocked at this insensitive and intolerant thread.  Its outwardly urbane appearance hardly veils the blatant intent, and I for one, see right through the ruse.
 
To begin with, PETA has already told us through a nationwide ad campaign that a chicken is the same as a Jew.  As a result, I must conclude that this thread is either aimed at the unthoughtful degradation of chickens or Jews, or perhaps even both!  

And then, to compound the intolerance, insensitivity towards Mexicans was introduced to the thread!  (Yes, Evangelist - I'm talking about you.  You see, I know that what you really mean when you say "chicken is best with jalapeno" is that we need Mexicans to work at KFCs.  You cleverly try to hide your actual agenda, but it plainly reveals it's self!)
 
And then all this talk of "original" or "crispy":  A CHOICE MUST BE MADE!   This is rhetoric viciously intended to divide!  Take Tibby's attempt to revive the Civil War!  This thread is hurtful, intimidating, racist and mean spirited.

Hmmmpfff!
I wouldn't add a syllable to this silly, unthoughtful thread if it was the only thread on the internet.

Oh, yea;
Crispy, (strips with BBQ sauce). (Preferably served in a RED state.)

Here I'll stump ya.  What if I decide to get a value bucket and get orginal and cripsy? I might decide to through in some pop corn chicken in there too.  Hey JudgeNot, would that then apply that I think that midgits should work at a KFC? ;D

Does the chicken get a fair trial and an appeal?

What is the method of execution?

OR, do you just take a leg and a thigh and leave it limping?

NAH! - You give it a lethal injection of Cajun spices and deep fry the whole thing.


Finger lickin' - lip smakin' good!   ;D

LOL @ everyone

This is great stuff!   So this is what it feels like to throw a piece of meat into the din and watch the carnage that ensues?   No wonder trolling is such a problem  :D

All kidding aside for a moment......even with all the jesting, sarcasm, and innuendo's, its not hard to imagine this being a serious matter is it?    Yes its hilarious because of the content, but sobering at the same time in some strange way.    ;)




One final thought....Who invented extra crispy?   Was it the Colonel, or did some of his followers change the recipe adulterating Sanders Doctrine of good wholesome original fried chicken?   :P   ;D

Wow, judgenot, that was really offencive. lol, If it wasn't for the fact that the board of 90% WASP and 10% inactive, you would be in big trouble :P ;D

The very fact that we are talking about chicken... this post may possablely become the most racist, offencive post in CU ;D

Hey, in our 2000 years history, Christian have rgued over much sillier things.... :-\

BEP has a violent side!

I'm comin' out of my burrow for this one .....

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Who took my original recipe?!!

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Psssst:  Did you hear?  Pastor Roger went 'postal'!!!!

Who? Me?

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I hear squirrel tastes like chicken   ;D

Nope, they taste like squirrels. Gophers don't taste like chicken either.

 :D :D

Prairie Dog is stringy - best used for sizzling CRISPY fajitas or CRISPY tacos.  (Woops - there I go getting racially insensitive again.)  There are no ORIGINAL prairie dog recipies.  It's all CRISPY and RED.  

I won't go down without a fight .....


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Yet - we digress from the original (extremely divisive) question, which is... uh... let me review and get back to you...

While I'm reading, digest THIS:
(http://www.heritagefield.co.uk/gallery/2004/Shows/images/killer_rabbit.jpg)my rabbit can whip your prairie dog...

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The Prairie Dog Express reports that due to uneven odds Mr P. Dog has disappeared. It is believed that he may be in hiding. One source said they thought that this shady character was him in disguise.

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His cousin Mr G. Hog said he hadn't seen a shadow of him.

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His other cousin Mr W. Chuck was unavailable for comment and his secretary said he was too busy chucking wood to be seen.

Sherrif Pete P. Dog was interviewed while taking a lunch break at the local KFC and stopped long enough for us to take a few pictures. He told us he was hot on the trail.

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He said he would be right back on the job as soon as he finished his order of "ORIGINAL" RECIPE.

I do not think.  Therefore; I am not.

 ;D   ;D   ;D  ROFL - You guys are killin' me.

Did I tell you that my army of prairie dogs is bigger than your's.  ;D

ROFL...

Truely I tell you, Colonel Sanders never foresaw a KFPD chain.   Shame on you all!    :D

HEY!  YOU started the thread!  ;D  
But now I sound like Adam - "Well, God, You see - the woman gave it to me..."   :D

wow, even in joking debates, so STILL can't say on topic! ;D This is an Epidemic!

Yeah...it really is enlightening isn't it?   This thread has all the twists and turns of a genuine debate.   I'm still hopeful this really will end all debates.   (I'm not holding my breath though.   ;D  )

I still think the problem lays in Christians taking themselves too seriously. In truth, 90% of what Christian argue about is just about this silly, but the self-righteous, pompous "My group is infallible" mind-set that many Christians have is a real kick in the butt of reason. :-\ Everyone says "No group, not even mine, is perfect" but I do not bleieve most Christians who say that actually believe it. :(

ORIGINAL   ALL THE WAY....THE BEST CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF JORDAN.

Uh-huh...
And just WHAT, pray tell - does chicken from the OTHER side of Jordan taste like??? Huh? Huh?
Well - I'll tell you:
CRISPY!

I think we are missing the big picture, guys! There are hundreds of people who still eat at Church's! Lets put our differences aside and realize that we all eat at the same Fast-Food Chicken place! There are States where people who eat KFC are shot at! In some States, they require you to eat Turkey! voiceofthefowls.com talk all about abuses! Groups like the PETA are using their lawyers to take the Drive-thru menu's out of KFCs, and taking chicken away from the children in school lunches! We have to fight back! Lets put our difference aside and fight against the forces at work to destroy everything we have build!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ROFLOL!!!!!!  I love it!!!!!

There is a conspiracy afoot. I found the plans.


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You couldn't tell that we are serious??

 ;) ;)

Ahhhh!  It all becomes very clear, now.  You just have to add the facts to find the conspiracy.
The very first KFC was located where?  No NOT Kentucky, but Salt Lake City, Utah!
What river runs through Salt Lake City, Utah?  The JORDAN River!

Yep – you got it – this entire thread is a Mormon conspiracy of divisiveness!

Soooooooo – 2ndT - - - how long have you been an LSD, errr – LDS operative????   ::)

 8)

No, no Judgenot, you had it right the first time  ;D ;)

LSD?   LDS?   I wouldn't smoke that stuff if it was offered in a KFC Original Recipe value meal!    :D

And if it were I wouldn't touch the KFC either.

If forced to make a choice (not much of one), I'd have to choose LSD ;D

Better stay away from that stuff....it'll make your brain extra crispy   Oooh...I made a funny!   ;D

Which one, LSD, or LDS? ;D

A crispy is a crispy does  ;D  

:::says in his best forrest gump voice:::: Thats all I have to say about that.   :D

Don't make no diff....LSD is nothing but LDS on pickled jalapenos.

 ;D

I'm comin' out on this one too because this critter and his compadres pictured in nearby posts made me LOL!

But I have to confess, as a converted PETA subscriber, I say tofu is the way to go!  Just throw in a helping of nutritional brewers yeast and a hit of soy sauce and wahlah, you have chicken without bones!   ;D  

selahhh!!!***  :D

Tofu? Ugh!

Keep me one original and one crispy.  I like them both :)

Actually....got to admit that I'm mighty partial to real food, not that kentuck imytayshun.

Stuff like........

Chicken fried snake(with jalapenos)
Nopalitos(with jalapenos)
Jalapenos
Trail beans(with jalapenos)
brisket(with jalapenos)
fried corn (with jalapenos)
jalapenos
frijoles(with jalapenos)
enchiladas(with jalapenos)
javalina/jalapeno sausage(with jalapenos)
and bbq armadillo (or prarie dog) (with jalapenos)

Eat your heart out, colonel!!

Holy jalapenos!!! ;D ;D

All Prarie Dogs on Deck! Man the ramparts!



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Crispy.  Definitely crispy.  But more importantly...is it free?  ;D

Never completely free:  The chicken gave all!

HAH!!
Them furry little critters don't stand a chance against

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 ;D   ;D

We have many thousands of prairie dogs within just a few miles of my home. I was thinking about arming and training them, BUT I HAD NOT CONSIDERED RAMAPENO!

;D   ;D  ROFL

Extra Crispy................. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/hungry.gif) (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/stormzap1.gif)

You had to bump it didn't ya....lol

Extra Crispy for me too... can't NEVER be too crispy for me!!!

utoh....we have another EC proponent in our midst.


You do realize the Colonel would be rolling over in his grave if knew about the ummm EC chicken don't you?   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/nod.gif)

Extra Crispy. Nothing is better than the original. You can get EC from anywhere but KFC is the only original style left. The closest thing to what my Momma made that I can get from a fast food place. EC is too much like getting the precooked chicken from the frozen food dept in the grocery store.

the crispier the better

Dire straights....they're converting by the minute!   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/doh.gif)

Hmmm...just noticed that the Colonel's pic is dead....WHO STOLED COLONEL SANDERS?  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/twitch.gif)

Yup, since you didn't brother.

this brother................

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I can remember having extra crispy, back in 1970.  Thats when Colonel Sanders KFC came out with the reciepe. ;D ;D

hungry for kfc now

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Oh No!!   :o :o :o :o

Me too!

That is how it is in my case moms chicken, is extra crispy just like KFC's. :D

jalapeno peppers are for wimps.  It takes a real man to eat Habeneros!
MMMmmmm

I guess this thread is as good a place to jump in as any. From what I have read here, you all sound like you are members of PETA, That is ( People Eating Tasty Animals).  ;D
I like fried Chicken as well as anyone. Mama cooked hers original style when the hens weren't laying to good and added egg to make it crispy when they were. Going by that, I would have to say crispy, that is spring and summer fried chicken. Travels better for a picnic to. On the other hand, original reminds me of the cold winter evenings after doing chores. Mama's gravy and hot bisquits with that original style chicken. MMMMM Good!

Mama taught me how to fry chicken, so if I have to settle for KFC, I usually get a piece of each. Let me say also, the Colonel doesn't have anything on this old gals fried chicken.  :P
To quote some of the slang the kids use, " It's All Good".

People who eat Habeneros don't have taste buds left to taste chicken.  ;D

Ahhh okie that is where you are wrong. my tastebuds are just fine :D

Ok Bare, if your tastebuds are intact, do you really think KFC Okra tastes like true Southern fried Okra is supposed to? I personally think KFC Okra tastes like fried cardboard. Now their coleslaw is great. I can give a recipe for coleslaw that tastes just like theirs. Or rather, theirs tastes like my Mama's did and like mine does. ROFL

KFC coleslaw is the greatest. It taste like my momma's also but I don't have the recipe. If you wouldn't mind would you post it?

I take a medium sized head of cabbage. Chop it real fine. Shred a carrot or two. (This varies from KFC, but is a good addition to coleslaw, One finely chopped apple.) Mix all together. Then for the dressing. I take about a half cup of miricle whip, a quarter cup of milk, quarter cup sugar or equivelent artificial sweetner. A tiny bit of vinegar gives it a zestier taste and also keeps the apple from turning brown. I usually don't use the vinegar unless I add the apple. I mix the dressing all together then fold it into the cabbage. The Coleslaw needs to set for an hour or so to get the same flavor as KFC.

the you know what  coleslaw recipe

1      head          cabbage -- finely chopped
    1      medium        carrot -- shredded
      1/3  cup           granulated sugar
      1/2  teaspoon      salt
      1/8  tablespoon    pepper
      1/4  cup           milk
      1/2  cup           mayonnaise
      1/4  cup           buttermilk
    1 1/2  tablespoons   white vinegar
    2 1/2  tablespoons   lemon juice
 
 Be sure the cabbage and carrots are chopped up into very fine pieces about the
 size of rice kernels.  Combine the sugar, salt, pepper, milk, mayonnaise, butte
 rmilk, vinegar and lemon juice and beat until smooth.  Add the cabbage and carr
 ots and mix well.  Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours before serving.

Your recipe sounds good, but not like KFC. :) I bet mine is easier to.  :P

I think they both sound good. Time for a midnight snack.  ;)

can I have some huh, can I huh, can i?     (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/hungry.gif)  lol   Now your making me hungry too!


Kentucky fried Meese?   Hmmm...I think I just got a new idea for a franchise!   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/lol.gif)

I think I'll raise a few, just for you brother....... (http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage04/11.gif)

Sure you can! Come on by anytime. ;D

[whisper mode: don't invite DW, he might bring the moose with him...lol /whisper mode]

That Moose had better stay out of my garden. Might better put it in with my daughter's goats.  :D

I can't believe this debate has the most pages of posts, except for the "once saved always saved thread."  Ridiculous!  The answer is obviously ORIGINAL.  What recipe built the great franchise? ORIGINAL.  What recipe is crispy, yet doesn't leave slight abrasions in the roof of your mouth like pizza with garlic salt sometimes does? ORIGINAL. Finally, my fellow Christians, the very word "ORIGINAL" appears in the Good Book itself, yet the word "Crispy" does not.

2 Chronicles 24:13 NIV
The men in charge of the work were diligent, and the repairs progressed under them. They rebuilt the temple of God according to its original design and reinforced it.

Greg, I have news for you........

TODAY IN THE WORD (http://forums.christiansunite.com/index.php?topic=12266.0) Has the most posts at 4712, followed by Coffee Time! (http://forums.christiansunite.com/index.php?topic=9763.0) at 4319 posts.

The above underlined are links here.

You just had to say that didn't you brother.......... So this is just for you brother..................... ;D ;D ;D ;D


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lol  ....  This thread is in the top ten for the debate section. It shows that even Christians can have fun and some great fellowship in the Lord. I like your twist on it.   ;D ;D

It shows that even Christians can have fun and some great fellowship in the Lord.

I've found great fellowship as a Christian, many, many more friends than before . . . and what would have surprised me before becoming a Christian, much more openness about themselves, including sins, than among non-Christians.  A non-Christian will tell you about their triumphs easily (whether sinful or not) but Christians will tell about their failures as well . . . and not for pity but for the right reasons . . . which can create a very different and a much closer relationship. I expected the reverse, with everyone pretending to be holy and better than me.  Didn't happen.  I told a little story in a small group about a small thing I had done wrong.  The leader of the group told me about something he did in the same way, much much "worse" and frankly embarrassing.  Didn't phase him or the group a bit and helped me a lot. Lots of us clam up and keep our own council as Christians as well . . . but . . . I've been surprised by the openness and fellowship in the community. Not that this has much to do with fried chicken.

Nothing better than fried chicken, tater salad, corn on the cob and a passel of friends in fellowship in the Lord under the wide open skies. Your post reminded me of many such days with brothers and sisters enjoying a day together.

 

 

was going to order kfc today but only had $10 on hand. Mmmm juicy

I think moose tastes like beef, I should know  ;)

Calling out the horse soldiers again, huh??

No, no, no!   Cash only!

 :D :D

Course you know whats coming brother...................


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Yup, you knew brother it's been a while since I've done that to you.........

 ;D   ;D

I knew what was coming, but I had to look anyway.


 

Why haven't any of you gotten it yet?  Why do you insist on ignoring the only thing in this world that makes food bearable?  Why is it that NO ONE (including our leaders, mentors and spiritual advisors)  will remember to include the MAGNIFICENT JALAPENO?

**sigh** :'(

Ah, good friend....but it does!  As a matter of fact, it specifically speaks to the issue of "EXTRA crispy."  You can find the references in Rev. 19:20, 20:10, 20:14 and 20:15.  Plus, there are many other places where just the "crispy" part is spoken of.......check it out!

No Jalapenos for me, I have been freed from facing that which is hot.

And I always that the thing that made all food taste better was Ketchup.

AMEN though I do like jalapenos................. ;D ;D ;D

YUCK :(

 ;D   ;D   ;D    ROFL!

SPICY HOT!  I eat tiny pieces of jalapeños as flavoring in various foods, but I can rarely eat them whole or plain. I'm sitting here laughing and thinking of friends who love to eat them. The visual picture is beads of sweat on their foreheads, yet still saying, "UM! - GOOD!"

I was cured from eating hot foods when I was in Guam. The boonie pepper, when grown on Guam, is one of the hottest of all peppers in the world. It melted the iron coating I had in my stomach and I can't eat any kind of peppers now except the really sweet ones. Most of the indigenous people there won't eat it by itself. I made the mistake of doing just that. Eyes bulged and turned red, clothes were soaked in sweat and smoke rolled out of nose and ears for over a week.   :P :P :P

Pastor..you are brave...

I love Popeye's beans and rice...MILD...

I don't think I would call that brave. I think that this situation better fits in another category .....    not knowing any better.

 ;D ;D ;D

or....knowing better... ;D

My grandmother in Texas remarried a Mexican fellow, great old guy, who when I was a young boy used to tell my brother and I that we weren't really men unless we could eat hot peppers . . . and then he'd pull down a jar and eat them with us.  Haven't much liked overly hot food ever since . . . but I did win some bets at the National Jamboree in the Boy Scouts.  The Scouts trade patches, and I collected patch after patch eating from a jar of hot peppers.

Brothers and Sisters,

I don't think that I can spell it, but maybe I can get close enough for you to know what I'm talking about.

I tried a Korean food called chem-chi one time, and I thought I was going to die. I didn't have a clue. It was like liquid fire. I have no idea what kind of pepper was in it, but I would rather drink the pepper-mace I used on the police department.   :D   My so-called friend simply told me it was good but somewhat hot. It looked like vegetables, so I chomped down on a pretty good spoonful. I did create a disturbance in the eating place and nothing helped, not even an entire glass of water. Everyone was laughing at me, and I was in my police uniform. I didn't think it was funny.   ;D

My stomach was a complete wreck for about 4 days, and I don't know how people eat this stuff.

 ;D

LOL ...... That's spelled Kimchi, brother. Almost all Korean food is the same way. I used to eat Korean food without difficulties until after I had that boonie pepper in Guam. After that I couldn't stomach any spicy foods. Now simple things like mild American sausage has my stomach tore up for days.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You have to start with the original before you can attempt to compare.  Sort of like the Bible. You need the OT just as much as the NT.

Blessings  ;D ;D ;D

Hello FaithGranny,

I see that you are new, so WELCOME!


You made a profound statement. The Old Testament is the foundation for understanding and appreciating the New Testament. Many things in the New Testament are confusing unless you understand the Old Testament counterpart.

Now - I'll just speak for my family - we had crispy chicken long before we knew anything about KFC.   ;D

In fact, the Colonel might have stolen our family recipe.   ;D

 :D That is what I thought when I first tried KFC. I had heard all the caving about it and we finally were close enough to one that we stopped. I kept thinking, this tastes like Mama's chicken. What is the big deal? LOL
I know now that all fried chicken is not created equal.
I think I could fry one of mine now and it would taste like a duck. I'm not sure, but I think some of my chickens are getting webs between their toes. We got another downpour today with more ordered.
I have a feeling Old Noah wished for a bit of sunshine before the 40 days were over. LOL

 ;)

A little play on words:  we're in the same boat with the rain. In fact, we might both be in boats before this is over. I keep thinking that we'll have a break with a few dry days, but not yet!