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 There has been some confusion as to what a Troll is. Sometimes Trolls pretend they are not Trolls at all!!

 So here is a place where we can add information about Trolls in order to help us properly identify them..

 Fact #1. Trolls live under bridges and eat raw fish and rabbits.
 
 
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 Fact #2. Trolls prefer to work at night and have beady eyes.

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Bronzesnake

Fact #3 Trolls like to beat a dead horse. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/deadhorse.gif)

gollum is a mutated hobbit not a troll.

They love to be fed information

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That they can use to purposefully take opposing sides



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in order to confuse


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or anger their opponents



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While they attempt to make people think they are angels

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I just realized that description fits my wife!  :-[ :-X

ROFL!  ;D


*cheers Rogers wife!*  ;)

 Hey!! We're married to the same woman!!!

Bronzesnake

Hey now, you guys be nice.  Or you might find yourselves sleeping outside.

I thought all men slept outside?    8)

And there you have it folks...the main reason why the dog is mans best friend....dog keeps man warm in the doghouse :-X

 ;D

Right in the dog house.

 :D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P

Funny, I always though this was a troll.

Wow, what a hair do!  Makes me want to spit on my hand and mat down its' hair.

 You mean...they don't?  ???

Bronzesnake

EVOLUTION OF THE TROLL...

 (http://141.157.157.99/Gary/Troll.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/randers/TrollSm.jpg)

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Bronzesnake

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/randers/kerry_munster.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/randers/aniroger.gif)

Hey Pastor Roger,

Your little bugs bunny animation--------that's exactly how I felt yesterday when DW got his miracle. ;D  I'm still really excited for him.

One of these days I'm going to ask you how I can get these animations and put them on a post.  

cris




 

Perhaps if one can maintain one's cool in Christ, when in contact with a troll, perhaps a Godly word spoken might prick the heart of the troll and bring such up from the darkness under the bridge and into the light of God.

ollie

Homer Simpson is highly suspicious of Trolls...and empty beer glasses.

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 Bystanders are horrified to find Trolls blowing their noses into popular swimming holes!

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 Trolls foolishly believe they can blot out moonlight by darkening the sky with foul smelling gas!
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Bronzesnake

Trolls often use multiple identies...but the stench of their own ignorance is a dead give away!

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Trolls get virtual intelligence from eating a steady diet of "cup-o-monkey brains"  

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Bronzesnake

 ;D   ;D   ;D

WOW! - What a HOOT!  ROFL!

 BEP & Silver...

 I should be ashamed of myself...but George is really having a good time with it...How could I let him down?  ???

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Bronzesnake

Don't forget that they sometimes have multiple disguises.


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 Trolls are always full of hot noxious gas...NEVER light a match within fifty yards of a Troll!

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 Ladies and gentlemen...Winston Churchtroll!

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Bronzesnake

The Annual GayTroll Pride Celebrations!

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 Hey, Mucktart! I told you if you kept making that face it would stay like that didn't I? and didn't I tell you not to play with the staple gun!!

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Bronzesnake

 ;D   ;D  ROFL! - You guys are killin' me.   ;D

Did someone say "CHARGE!"

Nope, just "Onward Christian Soldiers".

I saw a request, for a Michael Moore troll somewhere. So for that person, here you go.

Wow. Such a good likeness of him.

I though so Pastor Roger, a combo between Jaba the Hut, and Michael Moore. A very good likness of him.

Actually Jaba's eating habits are more refined.

 haaa,haa,haaa!!!
Hey wiat a minute! That's an insult to Jaba!  :(  :P :D


Bronzesnake

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Bronzesnake

HAHA...this forum is wack...gollum is a hobbit not troll.

AND...................................................... ;D

 That would be me, See I just knew it, he is one of the head trolls for sure,  
rofl.

musicllover

Hello all,

While I too have my quams with some of Michael Moore's work, I read somewhere here that someone went so far as to call him anti-christian.  I see alot wrong with his style as a filmaker, but I'm not sure if I saw anything decidedly anti-christian about Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine or even his modt recent peice.  My memeory may be shady, or perhaps I missed something.  This may not be the best spot for the question, but perhaps someone (or several of you) can tell my why you feel he is against christians in particular.

thanks,

Thom

 Lighten up man!
This thread was started to blow off some steam and have a laugh.

Bronzesnake

As I mentiond in my post, I wasn't sure if I asked the question in the right spot.  Thank you for correcting my error.  I am still interested in what people have to say about it, so I will post it again in a seperate thread.

thanks,

Thom

Instead of "Here come the Brides". "Here come the Trolls."
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You never know, who's the troll.
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Hey DW?
Where did you get this picture of my mother-in-law!!!

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Bronzesnake

ROFL!!

I didn't know it was your ma, in law. *smirk*

Don't tell me this is your, pa in law.
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*SNICKER*

Amen to that!

 His foul posts were deleted.

Someone needs to accept that her husband got banned and carry on with life.
 You really shouldn't humilliate your man like this..it's not right.
Get over it my friend.

That's all the time I'll waste on this foolishness.
Bronzesnake

 

Brothers and Sisters,

 ;D  Wow! - I just saw a very sad documentary. It was called "Return of the Banned".

Somehow, I don't think that a sequel will play well.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom

1 Corinthians 1:18  For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

If there is a sequel I have a feeling it will be called "Return To The Trashcan".

 Ha,haa!  ;) :D ;D Do you think it will get snubbed at the Oscars like the Passion did?  ;D

Bronzesnake

Brothers and Sisters,

I was just thinking about the fact that trolls seem to gather and attack more frequently these days. Their determination is also on the rise.

It did cross my mind there is also a growing refusal to endure sound doctrine, and that may be the reason for the increasing attacks on Christians everywhere. We should expect it and smile, knowing that we are doing something right for God on Christians Unite.

If these are the end days of this age of God's Grace, things will get much worse. With God's guidance and Grace, I pray that Christians Unite stands as a beacon of light and hope until the last day.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Psalms 48:14  For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.

 Amen? Amen!  :)

 Bronzesnake

 
Bronzesnake

 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

Stage 4 - Acceptance!  - WOW! - What a hoot - ROFL!

AND, the ballerina troll! - ROFL - can't get up!

Brothers 'n Sisters......your attention please.

I present the one, the only..... our STALWART protector against trolls......


(http://www.john812.com/img/bepatrol.jpg)

TEN HUT, HAND SALUTE



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Are ya'll done picking at the trolls....can we move on to another subject please...picking at them just feeds them. Just figured i'd shoot that across your bows.

God Bless

Joshua

Yeah, but it's still fun doin' it.

Evangelist,

 ;D   ;D  Brother, you are a graphics genius. THANKS!!! - I may have a use for that graphic.   ;D   ;D Maybe I can use them in those 3rd, 4th, and 5th warnings.   ;D  I'll toss my Yosemite Sam graphic now.    ;D

Brother Joshua, you're probably right, but we sure have had fun with this thread. I know that I have. If you saw what all happens behind the scenes, you would see why this is a stress reducer and laugh for me. Laughter is good medicine. The people in this thread are eagles, no comparison to the turkeys who are dealt with behind the scenes.   ;D

I give thanks for the eagles here.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Psalms 32:10  Many sorrows shall be to the wicked: but he that trusteth in the LORD, mercy shall compass him about.

 I second that! Grrreat job Evangelist!

I also concure with BEP on the stress reducing effects of having some fun. Even Christians have to lighten up once in a while. Mind you, if you ever find yourself "crystal lightening" up, you should seek immediate help!

 
 Bronzesnake

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Bronzesnake

The cat has the TV remote. Wonder what he's watching?

"Return of the Banned"??  ??  ??

 Thanks Pastor Roger! You just caused pop to blast out of my nose and onto my keyboard!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/bronzesnake/laughing.gif)

 
Bronzesnake

 :D :D :D

Yup!  :P :P

Got ya!

Hello Dreamweaver,

;D  ;D  ;D

I see that you revived another old thread. I remember this one well, and it was a hoot. Some even did original graphics for this thread, and they were great.

I did a double-take there for a minute until I saw that this thread was a year old. Take a look at page 4 for the original graphic that Evangelist did for me. I was just thinking: I need to start using that graphic. Evangelist went to a lot of trouble on that and did a great job with it.

;D  ;D  ROFL - Thanks for the laugh - I needed that.

LOL! Thats great, Evangelist. I only got to page 3, when I found what I wanted earlier.

Dreamweaver,

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ROFL!!! - WOW! - That was a hoot!! Evangelist is an absolute genius with graphics. This was one funny thread that many of us had a ball with.

Here you go brother, now animated................................. ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob, for reminding me just how foolish Trolls can be.

Take this Troll for example.
We've all heard the stories from our grandads about how stubborn Trolls can be right?
We'll this numbscull Troll took a friendly game of hide and seek way too far!

Apparently his Troll buddies had all but given up trying to find his hideing place...that is until a couple of thousand years later when an ancestor found his dusty remains in the family estate on Rottencheese Ave.

Notice the "they'll never find me here" smirk cemented onto his rock hard face.


John ;)

This Troll went to the extreme measure of having a suit of armour and spear made for protection from his wife, who took to beating her husband for continuously crapping on the livingroom floor!


In a sick twist of fate, this Troll's wife spiked his water troff with horse tranquilizers, and sent him off to the glue factory as he slept! :o

John

gruesome!!!! *Smirk* Somebody did find him and took his picture too, little did he know he would be on the world wide web a several hundred years later  ;D

Authorities have issued an A.P.B. for a notoriously fiendish Troll who was caught on camera stealing boxes of tripple layer toilet paper! "This crime seemed bizzarre, and quite frankly had us stumped" said Captain Catchum, that is until the good Captain got a clear photo of the Troll bandit! Then things became quite obvious!


John

ROTF!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D