Title: The Perfect Couple Post by: Brother Love on December 01, 2004, 04:49:14 AM The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. Men Keep scrolling By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen. :) Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: Shammu on December 01, 2004, 05:01:24 AM The Perfect Couple I know I will get it for this but.............. ;DBy the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.[/b] :) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/kitty-laugh2.gif) Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: spud on December 02, 2004, 04:10:31 PM ;D
that was good curiosity killed the cat spud Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: Shammu on December 03, 2004, 03:01:31 AM ;D And satifaction brought him back.................that was good curiosity killed the cat spud (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/neener.gif) Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: sincereheart on December 03, 2004, 07:11:59 AM ROFL!
Quote By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen. Ironic that a man posted this in the Women's Area. ;D Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: sincereheart on December 04, 2004, 04:53:11 AM I would? What? Notice the irony? ???
Ah well, at least you being mad at me now helps you take your focus off of being mad at others! ;) Mark 11 25 And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses. 26 But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses. Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: Shammu on December 07, 2004, 05:43:53 PM I would? What? Notice the irony? ??? AMEN sincereheartAh well, at least you being mad at me now helps you take your focus off of being mad at others! ;) Mark 11 25 And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses. 26 But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/bullbeg.gif) Title: The Perfect Couple Post by: Brother Love on December 09, 2004, 05:00:27 PM Another one DELETED That makes 700 even. ;D
Title: The Perfect Couple Post by: Brother Love on December 14, 2004, 04:50:56 AM The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES ;D
Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: sincereheart on December 14, 2004, 09:00:22 AM The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES ;D 1 Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty... :) Title: The Perfect Couple Post by: Brother Love on December 14, 2004, 01:08:58 PM Eve ate Adam out of house and home.
Your Gem For Today Never Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch ;D :) ;D :) Title: The Perfect Couple Post by: Brother Love on December 16, 2004, 04:45:37 AM The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES ;D 1 Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty... :) How Many Seeds How many seeds have you sown, my friend? Have you put them in a heart or thrown them to the wind? O, be faithful to plant, and water as you sow Then your seeds will sprout, come forth, and grow! :) Title: Re:The Perfect Couple Post by: frankschnitzel on December 18, 2004, 07:35:50 PM Indeed sisters it is good to laugh, but let's not make light such important matters as the sanctity of a good relationship. Remeber Jesus gave us the light of his teachings so we won't stray, don't allow humour to misguide us!
No offense intended to anybody, praise be to all Christians Title: The Perfect Couple Post by: Brother Love on December 20, 2004, 05:56:05 AM By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen. ;D
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