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Title: Pink Long Johns
Post by: Symphony on November 17, 2004, 10:12:23 PM

If you're having to do the laundry, men, just a suggestion:  Absorb the risks that you haven't a clue what you're doing and DON'T ask how to do it.  She'll immediately give you all the directions and then exit thinking how clueless can someone be.

And that's the proverbial camel's nose under the tent.  From then on, you will never have a day's peace again.

Better to risk pink long johns.  Trust me on this.

   ;)


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: macramepoet on November 18, 2004, 01:08:34 AM
And if, by chance, you accidentally toss her favorite girdle into the dryer blame it on demonic oppression. Do not take the blame for that one!


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shammu on November 18, 2004, 03:19:19 AM

If you're having to do the laundry, men, just a suggestion:  Absorb the risks that you haven't a clue what you're doing and DON'T ask how to do it.  She'll immediately give you all the directions and then exit thinking how clueless can someone be.

And that's the proverbial camel's nose under the tent.  From then on, you will never have a day's peace again.

Better to risk pink long johns.  Trust me on this.

   ;)
Just remember that, colors and especally RED never get washed with whites!! Whites are washed in Hot water. colors I wash in cold water, they don't fade as fast. Mr. Pink Long Johns....  ;)

Go in peace to God.
Bob


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Symphony on November 19, 2004, 11:16:10 PM

I guess then we should pray about our laundry?


   ???


    :-\


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shammu on November 19, 2004, 11:31:07 PM

I guess then we should pray about our laundry?


   ???


    :-\
Only if you mess up the laundry. Then I would hide from your wife, if I was you.  I can see her, (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/begood.gif) on top the head.

Then I can see you,..............

Symphony ran thru the briars and Symphony ran thru the brambles and
Symphony ran thru the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go.
Symphony ran so fast the the hounds couldn't catch Symphony on down to the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico!


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Symphony on November 19, 2004, 11:42:07 PM


hehe.  Thas pretty good, there DW, Brer Rabbit!! I like dat.

I say, dare, Brer Rabbit, this here tar baby gonna hafta go to bed here pert near.


   ;D


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shammu on November 19, 2004, 11:47:30 PM


hehe.  Thas pretty good, there DW, Brer Rabbit!! I like dat.

I say, dare, Brer Rabbit, this here tar baby gonna hafta go to bed here pert near.


   ;D
TTNN, also known as Ta, ta, nighty, night

Eres hopin' ya wifey don't swing ta mean of a bat! ;D


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Symphony on November 19, 2004, 11:52:50 PM

I sleep like a log, thar Brer Rabbit.


   8)


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shammu on November 21, 2004, 08:26:53 PM

I sleep like a log, thar Brer Rabbit.


   8)
Thats Mr. Brer Wabbit to you. ;)


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shylynne on November 27, 2004, 05:36:10 AM
And if, by chance, you accidentally toss her favorite girdle into the dryer blame it on demonic oppression. Do not take the blame for that one!

not sure its christian to blame gross stupidity on the devil  :(

  ;D




Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shylynne on November 27, 2004, 05:38:36 AM

I guess then we should pray about our laundry?


   ???


    :-\

I think you should hold a prayer meeting before you post(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/begood.gif)


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shammu on November 28, 2004, 01:22:47 AM

I guess then we should pray about our laundry?


   ???


    :-\

I think you should hold a prayer meeting before you post(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/begood.gif)
(http://www.embellishments.us/images/spiritual/praying%20hands.jpg)


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: macramepoet on November 28, 2004, 08:44:14 PM
Shylynne

If I don't blame my stupidity on the devil, what's left? Genetics?


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Shammu on November 28, 2004, 10:24:51 PM
Shylynne

If I don't blame my stupidity on the devil, what's left? Genetics?
I think you just answered that question. ;D


Title: Re:Pink Long Johns
Post by: Bern on December 01, 2004, 03:25:51 PM
Isaiah 1:18  Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

God hates mixture. Not sure he's overly bothered about laundry contamination, but he sure prefers white.. I nkow that much! hehehehe