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Title: Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on September 12, 2004, 09:24:34 PM This is for the best one liners, short quips. Please, no lengthy dissertations here. "Vaccuuming sucks." :-X Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Shammu on September 13, 2004, 12:10:19 AM This is for the best one liners, short quips. Please, no lengthy dissertations here. "Vaccuuming sucks." :-X Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on September 13, 2004, 11:18:38 PM Thanks dreamweaver. Here's another: Bob Hope, to the mother of a zombie, in The Ghost Breakers: "Could I interest you in a subscription to Weird Stories magazine?" Title: Best One Liners Post by: Ambassador4Christ on September 15, 2004, 04:53:34 PM "IT TAKES A SMART MAN TO REALIZE HE'S DUMB" ;D
--Fred Flinstone Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: sincereheart on September 17, 2004, 08:38:17 AM "The Civil War: The war betwixt the Yankees and the Americans!" ~ Granny Clampett ;D
Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on September 20, 2004, 12:17:31 PM That's a good one, sincereheart... Granny defiinitely a rebel. Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Shammu on September 21, 2004, 12:59:08 AM "Its hard to soar with eagles, when you work with turkeys."
Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: sincereheart on September 21, 2004, 07:45:55 AM One my husband uses it often... even before MIB stole it! :P
"You don't start none, there won't be none!" ;D Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on September 21, 2004, 10:25:55 PM But even turkeys need love, DW. :'( Who's "MIB"? Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Shammu on September 22, 2004, 12:28:34 AM But even turkeys need love, DW. :'( Who's "MIB"? I love turkeys, when I eat them. ;D Title: Best One Liners Post by: Brother Love on October 21, 2004, 04:40:18 AM "The Civil War: The war betwixt the Yankees and the Americans!" ~ Granny Clampett ;D Good One, You get "TWO"Thumbs UP (http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/bljpg2.jpg) Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: macramepoet on October 24, 2004, 12:25:13 AM I didn't escape. They gave me a day pass.
Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on November 06, 2004, 12:11:28 AM ;D ;D Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Kalthzar on November 06, 2004, 04:27:54 AM If your friends are ever slightly annoying and say "great minds think alike"
remin the two of them that "fools seldom differ" ...... Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on November 06, 2004, 09:20:02 AM ;D Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: No Gray Areas on November 14, 2004, 07:39:29 AM My great grand mother used to say
"I'll have your guts for garters" Ididn't know what that meant then and I still don't know Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Shammu on November 14, 2004, 07:44:06 AM For God so loved the world, he gave this only son.
Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Symphony on November 14, 2004, 10:48:12 PM :) Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: tqpix on January 24, 2005, 11:53:24 PM For God so loved the world, he gave this only son. :'(Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: Shemaya on February 05, 2005, 08:46:16 PM "Its hard to soar with eagles, when you work with turkeys." I like that :DTitle: Re:Best One Liners Post by: chilibowl on March 07, 2005, 06:03:24 PM I haven't spoke to my wife in years...
I didn't want to interrupt her! Man I was poor growing up.. (how poor were you) I was so poor growing up that the rainbows were in black and white! ~Rodeny Dangerfeild Title: Re:Best One Liners Post by: JudgeNot on April 08, 2005, 10:38:23 AM Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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