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I am a senior citizen..

 During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President   Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my   job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my homes. I lost my   health insurance. As matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

 Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

 I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

 I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking time to read  my  letter.

 Sincerely,

 Saddam Hussein

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huh?  I don't get it!!  


I'm a severly disabled and need money, what does the Social Securuity Administration care or the Bush Administration!! They  DON'T care!!    :'( :'(

How do you know the Bush Administration doesn't care? The Bush Administration doesn't have anything to do with social security. Sorry I will not vote for a murderer and pro-gay person. I would rather have a person that doesn't always tell the truth but, believes in God.

Thats A "TWO THUMBS UP"DreamWeaver :)

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Chris Thomas, Air Force Pilot:

I would like to add my two cents  about my John Kerry experience.  During my
career as an Air Force pilot, I  spent two years flying a small twin engine
prop plane around the Pacific from my  base in Okinawa, Japan. On one trip we
had to fly Senator Kerry, his  congressional aide, and a Navy Captain (Vietnam,
A-4 fighter pilot) who was also  in Kerry's party to various
locations in Vietnam and Cambodia as part of the  MIA/POW talks.

When I met him, he was wearing a shirt with a picture of  his sailboat on it.
I told him I had a 27' sailboat in Okinawa, he remarked "Oh  I never sail on
anything less than 135 feet." Thanks, Senator, "I feel even  better about the
meager salary I get paid for flying you around the  Pacific."

When we first flew him into Phnom Penh, he went to the back of  the airplane
and grabbed the pizza that was put aside for the crew and passed it  around to
his staff. He was never offered any pizza because they were supposed  to have
lunch with the Cambodian government when we landed. The pizza was the  crew's
only meal for that day and he ate it.

Then when we picked him up  in Cambodia, he was an hour late getting to the
airport. Because fuel was an  issue, we could not start the engines and
therefore the air conditioning until  he arrived. Phnom Penh at that time was over
100 degrees with 95% humidity and  we were basically sitting in a greenhouse
behind the cockpit windows. When he  finally did arrive, we were wringing out our
clothes from the perspiration. He  walks out of the air conditioned car, into
the air plane and asks us "Could you  guys get the air-conditioning running,
I'm a little
warm?" The other pilot  had to physically restrain me from going back there
and picking a  fight.

Then we took him into Noi Bai airfield in Hanoi. After we picked  him up the
next day (he stayed the night in Vietnam, we stayed in Bangkok) we  taxied
out, ran up the engines for take off and noticed that our prop rpm was  vibrating
all over the place. We taxied off to the side to look at it, but there  was a
good possibility that there was an engine malfunction and the engine may
fail if we took off with it. Well, Mr. Senator sticks his head up in the cockpit
and says "This plane WILL take off, I have a press conference in Bangkok in
three hours!"
(Maybe this is an indication of how he will run the FAA).   American service
members lives be damned, we had our Senatorial orders. We ran  the engines
again, and did not have the problem, so we took off and made it  back. During the
flight, he told everyone how he had taken a Cessna (a small  General aviation
plane) up with a fighter pilot, and the fighter pilot remarked  that Kerry
was one of the best pilots he had ever seen. I don't know about other  pilots
out there,but it's hard to imagine a little, single-engine prop plane  pilot
being able to show the "right stuff." After Kerry left the plane, the Navy
Captain came up to us, apologized
and said basically that "he knows Kerry is  a jerk" and that we should be
glad we don't have to deal with him every day.
 
Your choice folks. Elections in November. You want a mega-millionaire
egomaniac it's-all-about-me crew-eating-pizza-ite like Kerry or maybe a Green
Party candidate like Ralph Nader? Or, God forbid, maybe even reelect George
Bush, a strong man of convictions bent on protecting us from terrorist attacks  on
US soil?

 
crew-eating-pizza-ite!!!  lol... ;D

new_self

Wow new_self I am sorry this happend to you.

Thanks for sharing that!  One more reason to vote President Bush back in...

Pray fo him.

Yup you are right, Allinall. ;D

Well anybody that pays attention to bush knows that he is a Bible believing professing Christian who God placed in the leadership of this country. Don't you think that the war was necessary...or are we supposed to let people just take the freedom that all those men and women who lost their lives in the past away from us?


"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN"

I hear people saying we don't need this war
I say there's some things worth fighting for
What about our freedom and this piece of ground
We didn't get to keep 'em by backing down
They say we don't realize the mess we're getting in
Before you start your preaching let me ask you this my friend

Have you forgotten how it felt that day?
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell
And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

They took all the footage off my T.V.
Said it's too disturbing for you and me
It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say
If it was up to me I'd show it everyday
Some say this country's just out looking for a fight
After 9/11 man I'd have to say that's right

Have you forgotten how it felt that day?
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away

Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell
And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

I've been there with the soldiers
Who've gone away to war
And you can bet that they remember
Just what they're fighting for

Have you forgotten how it felt that day?
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell
And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

Have you forgotten all the people killed?
Some went down like heros in that Pennsylvania field
Have you forgotten about our Pentagon?
All the loved ones that we lost and those left to carry on
Don't you tell me not to worry about bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?



If you cant remember what happened....then perhaps you should try to imagine what it would be like to run a whole country...I certainly KNOW that I wouldn't be able to. Bush deserves props....he is morrally correct and you need to remember that no matter who is leadership of the US there will ALWAYS be someone who isn't happy. Too bad...God's in control.   ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

oh yeah and just remember that God offers forgiveness. if bush lied, so what it doesnt mean he always will or that he will again. Good grief!

LOVE[/b] that song!  Got that CD!  Might just have to go play it now...

LOL thats too funny. sorry i thought it just fit in with the topic!  ;D

This could be a hoax; even if it was true, it is only an opinion, and isn't a sound reason to not elect someone. He was impatient, ate some pizza, and bragged about his war experience?  ???

crew-eating-pizza-ite...sounds like a new world religion... ;D

Whether the above story is true or not ("undetermined" by Snopes.com), there are many other stories of Kerry's lack of regard for anyone other than himself.

"In conclusion, I want to extend my sincere best wishes to all of my opponents, Republican and Democrat, and to state that, in the unlikely event I am not elected, I will support whoever is, even if it is Sen. John Kerry, who once came, with his entourage, into a ski-rental shop in Ketchum, Idaho, where I was waiting patiently with my family to rent snowboards, and Sen. Kerry used one of his lackeys to flagrantly barge in line ahead of us and everybody else, as if he had some urgent senatorial need for a snowboard, like there was about to be an emergency meeting, out on the slopes, of the Joint Halfpipe Committee. I say it's time for us, as a nation, to put this unpleasant incident behind us. I know that I, for one, have forgotten all about it. That is how fair and balanced I am." ~DAVE BARRY
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6761106.htm (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6761106.htm)

Below are 2 paragraphs taken from the 2004 democratic platform. A person who belongs to  a political party  accepts  the values of that party. They vote for that parties values support those values with $$ Give voice and power to the polititions.

For me the statment below are so far removed from Scripture and from the values our forfathers held dear. As a Christian i could never again vote for a democrate. As an American i could never vote again vote for a democrate.


Fancy well spoken words do not change the meaning...

We will defend the dignity of all Americans against those who would undermine it. Because we
believe in the privacy and equality of women, we stand proudly for a woman's right to choose,
consistent with Roe v. Wade, and regardless of her ability to pay. We stand firmly against
Republican efforts to undermine that right. At the same time, we strongly support family planning
and adoption incentives. Abortion should be safe, legal, and rare.


We support full inclusion of gay and lesbian families in the life of our nation and seek equal
responsibilities, benefits, and protections for these families. In our country, marriage has been
defined at the state level for 200 years, and we believe it should continue to be defined there. We
repudiate President Bush's divisive effort to politicize the Constitution by pursuing a "Federal
Marriage Amendment." Our goal is to bring Americans together, not drive them apart.

The Upcoming Election

There are less than two months until the election that
will decide the
next President of the United States. The man elected
will be the
president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or
Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans let us show each
other our support
for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all
came together,
Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of President
George W. Bush,
please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support John Kerry, please drive with your
headlights off at
night.  

...we strongly support family planning
and adoption incentives. Abortion should be safe, legal, and rare.

Safe. Legal. Rare? Sorry, but those three seem disconnected to me.




We support full inclusion of gay and lesbian families in the life of our nation and seek equal
responsibilities, benefits, and protections for these families. In our country, marriage has been
defined at the state level for 200 years, and we believe it should continue to be defined there. We
repudiate President Bush's divisive effort to politicize the Constitution by pursuing a "Federal
Marriage Amendment." Our goal is to bring Americans together, not drive them apart.

THAT ALONE could drive me away from HIM. Homosexuality is a topic that drives my blood to the boiling point.

Well not to go back to the pizza issue but a thought occured to me. If Kerry, is selfish about pizza, and airconditioning, and has no regard for anyone who is not in his little group, WHY WOULD WE WANT HIM AS A PRESIDENT? Good grief. it doesnt make any sense, a selfish president does no good for anyone. its like GROW UP KERRY my 4 year old neice acts better than that!

;D

"I will not vote for a murderer and pro-gay person. I would rather have a person that doesn't always tell the truth but, believes in God."

Amen to that.  :)

Two Cows

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.

Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.

CALIFORNIAN
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow.
You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help "working cows".
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children".
Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to Mexico.
The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.

You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.

*enlists in witness protection program*

Shylynne,

 ;D   ;D

Sister, thanks for that laugh!

you mean i`m not in trouble again?

ITS A MIRACLE  ;D

ummmm, then why is this Country so far into unemployment, plus.  I really do NOT like either canidate at all.  My vote don't count anyhow. The College Elect Vote counts mostly..   :'( :'(


Blessings,  \o/

Sister after 5 minutes of laughing I can say, "now that........ a great post!!"

*whew* ... tomato crop season...figured that was quite a risky joke  ;D

Drink some wine.
Life is good.

LOL!!! 'Specially liked the Russian version...

 ;D


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Two cows and now a fish  ???







what kinda political arena is this?  :P

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