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Title: Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Willowbirch on July 24, 2004, 09:07:24 PM
*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users:  Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.



Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: 2nd Timothy on July 24, 2004, 10:21:37 PM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

Grace and Peace!


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on July 24, 2004, 11:46:12 PM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor). ;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Willowbirch on July 26, 2004, 12:00:28 PM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor). ;D
My Vulcan side says that there is no substantial threat of the virus; these are symptoms of a simple posting error.

My human half says, "It's spelled FERENGI."


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on July 27, 2004, 12:44:09 AM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor). ;D
My Vulcan side says that there is no substantial threat of the virus; these are symptoms of a simple posting error.

My human half says, "It's spelled FERENGI."
My my, a half-breed in here, (j/k) Funny my Human side says,.................
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My other Human side says,........................
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you hear me now?? ;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Willowbirch on July 27, 2004, 11:55:50 AM
]My my, a half-breed in here, (j/k) Funny my Human side says,.................
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My other Human side says,........................
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you hear me now?? ;D
;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on July 28, 2004, 01:40:46 AM
 :P ;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Evangelist on July 28, 2004, 10:42:52 AM
Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.

Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.

Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.

Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.

Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Allinall on July 28, 2004, 04:06:27 PM
Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.

Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.

Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.

Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.

Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.

You do NOT[/b] speak the true Klingon tongue khadjuk!!!!!

BTW, if I have actually cursed you, or your family, or spoken ill of your pet poodle, I do apologize as I have no idea what I just said.   ;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on July 28, 2004, 07:58:54 PM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on July 29, 2004, 01:33:59 AM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive. :P


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Willowbirch on July 29, 2004, 07:00:34 AM
Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.

Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.

Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.

Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.

Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.

You do NOT[/b] speak the true Klingon tongue khadjuk!!!!!

BTW, if I have actually cursed you, or your family, or spoken ill of your pet poodle, I do apologize as I have no idea what I just said.   ;D
;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on July 31, 2004, 04:30:53 AM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive. :P


Oh I will DreamWeaver!!!!!!!!!    :P :P :P :P
na na na na na :P


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on July 31, 2004, 04:39:36 AM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive. :P


Oh I will DreamWeaver!!!!!!!!!   (http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v145/KristiAnn/BigYellowSmileTounge.gif) :P :P :P :P (http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v145/KristiAnn/BigYellowSmileTounge.gif)


na na na na na :P
You know what I have to say about that?


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[size=10]This or this will do.[/size]

(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/WAHH.JPG)

Hee, hee, hee, hee ;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on July 31, 2004, 11:21:12 PM
No thanks, I already have enough tongues for awhile now, thank you! *tee hee*


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on August 01, 2004, 01:24:09 AM
No thanks, I already have enough tongues for awhile now, thank you! *tee hee*
Uh huh ???


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on August 01, 2004, 01:28:59 AM
No thanks, I already have enough tongues for awhile now, thank you! *tee hee*
Uh huh ???


Yadda ja ja søsterhood!! fer ser ja betcha, we be nuvber 1!! Uff Da.. *tee hee* sneaks out quietly*

Blessings,  \o/


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on August 01, 2004, 04:22:41 AM
No thanks, I already have enough tongues for awhile now, thank you! *tee hee*
Uh huh ???


Yadda ja ja søsterhood!! fer ser ja betcha, we be nuvber 1!! Uff Da.. *tee hee* sneaks out quietly*

Blessings,  \o/
Leave it to a women to confuse a man.


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on August 01, 2004, 04:26:34 AM
uh huh, that was my intention DreamWeaver!!  ;D


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on August 02, 2004, 01:25:05 AM
uh huh, that was my intention DreamWeaver!!  ;D
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Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on August 02, 2004, 01:54:11 AM
uh huh, that was my intention DreamWeaver!!  ;D
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hej hej DreamWeaver!!! ;D ;D


ya know I am Second Generation Nørwegian in the USA! ja ja really I am. My Frist and last names are very Nørwegian. My Grandfather Olaf and my Great Grandfather Johgan (Yohan) came from Nørway.  Well, actually only my grandfather Olaf did.

Blessings ja ja,  \o/

KristiAnn


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on August 02, 2004, 06:28:58 AM
Well MGA, my ancestory goes back to 1743 to John M* ****, for my last name, in America, his family came from Ireland (or Eire for you Irish. Before that Scotland in 1601.). I have traced it back to Saint Arnulf (of Metz) born in 582, I also have Roman Catholic in the family with St. Begga died in 694, and St. Itta died in 652. ::)
Alot of work has gone in to my genology. This is also a family history. My great 5x grandfather started it. Everyone in the family has done work on it sooooooo.................... I have aq long family history.


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on August 03, 2004, 03:36:24 AM
Kewl DreamWeaver!


Ya know I have a Geneology Forum at Kristi Ann's Haven for members only!!

Blessings,  \o/


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Shammu on August 04, 2004, 02:50:08 AM
Kewl DreamWeaver!


Ya know I have a Geneology Forum at Kristi Ann's Haven for members only!!

Blessings,  \o/
Yes I know, I am to the point though, I dislike going there cause of having to log in every time I am there. I forget my pass word over time. I do have memory problems.


Title: Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
Post by: Kristi Ann on August 04, 2004, 04:33:53 PM
Kewl DreamWeaver!


Ya know I have a Geneology Forum at Kristi Ann's Haven for members only!!

Blessings,  \o/
Yes I know, I am to the point though, I dislike going there cause of having to log in every time I am there. I forget my pass word over time. I do have memory problems.


Well you should have let me know, tell me you've lost your password via my Emails ~> KristiAnnJ1@juno.com  or  ka7160@yahoo.com And I will Email you back after I reset your Password!!


Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn