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Title: Danny's problem Post by: Brother Love on June 30, 2004, 05:08:20 AM Danny's problem
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in . It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: archangel on July 08, 2004, 12:18:52 AM Danny's problem ;D Don't ya just love it when kids do this kind of stuff to you in public? Being a good auntie I once took six of my nieces and nephews to a matinee movie. So that I could keep an eye on all of them I sat down in the middle of the row of seats and put three kids on either side of me. Just as the movie ended and the lights came up in the theater, one of my darling nephews let out the world's loudest and longest intentional burp....immediately all the kids stood up and looked right at me to see if I was going to nail the perpetrator of this little prank. Of course everyone around us also looked straight at me because the kids were...I was so embarrassed that I probably looked guilty of the crime! :-[Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in . It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: Brother Love on July 09, 2004, 05:36:27 AM Danny's problem ;D Don't ya just love it when kids do this kind of stuff to you in public? Being a good auntie I once took six of my nieces and nephews to a matinee movie. So that I could keep an eye on all of them I sat down in the middle of the row of seats and put three kids on either side of me. Just as the movie ended and the lights came up in the theater, one of my darling nephews let out the world's loudest and longest intentional burp....immediately all the kids stood up and looked right at me to see if I was going to nail the perpetrator of this little prank. Of course everyone around us also looked straight at me because the kids were...I was so embarrassed that I probably looked guilty of the crime! :-[Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in . It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! ;D Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: Music4Him on July 26, 2004, 10:39:20 PM HAHAHA! Kids, Gotta love em ;) Just think though, these are the times you can look back on and truly laugh at!
Title: Danny's problem Post by: Brother Love on August 18, 2004, 06:06:55 AM HAHAHA! Kids, Gotta love em ;) Just think though, these are the times you can look back on and truly laugh at! ;D <:)))>< Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: Kristi Ann on August 18, 2004, 10:53:26 AM ROFL Brother Love, ;D
WOW, you must been a little embrassed *tee hee*. Your three year old showed you up!! Blessings, \o/ KristiAnn Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: Shammu on August 18, 2004, 10:47:56 PM Kids say the best things sometimes. ;D That is great Brother Love. 2 thumbs up. ;D
Title: Danny's problem Post by: Brother Love on August 30, 2004, 06:50:06 AM Kids say the best things sometimes. ;D That is great Brother Love. 2 thumbs up. ;D ;D Only "TWO" Thumbs ;D Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: Kristi Ann on August 31, 2004, 12:22:54 AM Kids say the best things sometimes. ;D That is great Brother Love. 2 thumbs up. ;D ;D Only "TWO" Thumbs ;D I guess you could use your toes as well to count with. Please just don't let your kids see you do this!! ;D Blessings, \o/ MsGuidedAngel AKA KristiAnn Title: Danny's problem Post by: Brother Love on October 06, 2004, 06:11:40 AM Kids say the best things sometimes. ;D That is great Brother Love. 2 thumbs up. ;D ;D Only "TWO" Thumbs ;D I guess you could use your toes as well to count with. Please just don't let your kids see you do this!! ;D Blessings, \o/ MsGuidedAngel AKA KristiAnn ;D (http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/blgif1.gif) Title: Re:Danny's problem Post by: No Gray Areas on October 19, 2004, 06:04:45 AM Out of the mouths of babes ;D ;D ;D
Suz Title: Danny's problem Post by: Brother Love on October 20, 2004, 06:30:40 AM Out of the mouths of babes ;D ;D ;D Suz ;D (http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/blgif1.gif) |