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Title: My cat poem Post by: Yoyostick on June 05, 2004, 03:06:44 PM (I decided to put this here because I don't know whether the poetry forum is for Christian stuff only)
What good are cats? I ask you now. No good are cats you say. They use you as a scratching post, And rub your skin away. All they do is howl When you are trying to sleep. And if you scream they purr at you And make you feel like a creep. They drop their hairballs in your den When you’re trying to clean for guests. They nip and scratch and bite and yet No one thinks they’re pests. So if you’re planning to buy a cat, Just put the thought to bed. If you want a loyal pet, Buy a dog or parrot instead. -- I can add some more stanzas if you'd like. And I might write one about dogs, too. It will definitely be more flattering. Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: JudgeNot on June 05, 2004, 04:02:10 PM Cute poem...
The best pet is... (http://www.nanyangfish.com.my/fc-04a.jpg) They never poop in the corner, bite the postman or claw the furniture. ;D Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: CleansedSpirit on June 06, 2004, 09:44:46 PM I vill sent my evil kitty cat against you, knave!
(http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/FishbowlT.jpg) Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Willowbirch on June 08, 2004, 01:07:06 PM Cute poem... I have some of those. They're deadly (if you choke on one).The best pet is... (http://www.nanyangfish.com.my/fc-04a.jpg) They never poop in the corner, bite the postman or claw the furniture. ;D Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Shammu on June 09, 2004, 04:22:06 AM (I decided to put this here because I don't know whether the poetry forum is for Christian stuff only) I love it but, I'm a kat lover. ;DWhat good are cats? I ask you now. No good are cats you say. They use you as a scratching post, And rub your skin away. All they do is howl When you are trying to sleep. And if you scream they purr at you And make you feel like a creep. They drop their hairballs in your den When you’re trying to clean for guests. They nip and scratch and bite and yet No one thinks they’re pests. So if you’re planning to buy a cat, Just put the thought to bed. If you want a loyal pet, Buy a dog or parrot instead. -- I can add some more stanzas if you'd like. And I might write one about dogs, too. It will definitely be more flattering. Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Yoyostick on June 10, 2004, 06:55:16 PM Cute poem... I have some of those. They're deadly (if you choke on one).The best pet is... (http://www.nanyangfish.com.my/fc-04a.jpg) They never poop in the corner, bite the postman or claw the furniture. ;D What are they? Pictures don't load with my internet. Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Kris777 on June 14, 2004, 10:26:06 PM My fish beg for food and then everyone thinks that I don't feed them and then they do and it makes me have to clean their tank faster.
Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Yoyostick on June 15, 2004, 05:46:35 PM My fish beg for food and then everyone thinks that I don't feed them and then they do and it makes me have to clean their tank faster. How do fish beg for food? Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: CleansedSpirit on June 15, 2004, 08:09:14 PM (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:EMvaH9qNMyQJ:www.mit.edu/people/levy/fpict.jpg)
"Pleeeeeeaaassee?! Pleeeaaaassee?!" Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Kris777 on June 15, 2004, 09:57:22 PM They bash into the glass every time you walk by and follow you around the tank.
Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Willowbirch on July 07, 2004, 12:15:24 PM (To yoyostick: All the above picturs are fish, in case you haven't guessed.)
Title: Re:My cat poem Post by: Yoyostick on July 09, 2004, 03:05:04 PM (To yoyostick: All the above picturs are fish, in case you haven't guessed.) I could have guessed that. SO adorable..... ::) |