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Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Ambassador4Christ on May 24, 2003, 08:47:42 AM Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" ;D Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: Tibby on May 24, 2003, 12:51:42 PM Fish? lol, He doesn’t live in my town! BBQ is an Texan thing, not a Baptist thing, in this area! lol
Good story, thanks, I loved it. Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Ambassador4Christ on June 14, 2003, 02:44:28 PM Fish? lol, He doesn’t live in my town! BBQ is an Texan thing, not a Baptist thing, in this area! lol Good story, thanks, I loved it. Welcome ;D Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: Brother Love on July 04, 2003, 06:12:30 AM Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" ;D How True LOL Brother Love :) Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: Krazeekkc on July 15, 2003, 01:46:20 PM ;D Good story! Thanxs! ;D
Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Ambassador4Christ on July 15, 2003, 04:12:20 PM Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Brother Love on October 14, 2003, 06:23:04 AM Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" ;D One More Time, LOL Brother Love :) Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: avemaria on December 17, 2003, 08:49:31 PM This was funny? I wonder if my sense of humor went out with the garbage today.
Funny? Nope. Sad? Very! Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: Tibby on December 17, 2003, 10:31:51 PM Relax. If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Besides, beef is better ;D Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Brother Love on December 18, 2003, 05:45:45 AM HOW TRUE - ROFLOL :)
RCreligion LOL :) Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" Brother Love :) Hail Mary LOL :) Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: Tibby on December 18, 2003, 04:28:03 PM Haha, Ok, now your just egging Ave on! lol ;D
Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Ambassador4Christ on December 18, 2003, 05:11:31 PM Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: Tibby on December 18, 2003, 08:02:28 PM haha, we know you to welll here ;) ;D
Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Brother Love on December 19, 2003, 06:56:21 AM Title: Born a Baptist Post by: Ambassador4Christ on December 22, 2003, 03:21:24 PM HOW TRUE - ROFLOL :) RCreligion LOL :) Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" Brother Love :) Hail Mary LOL :) Hail Mary Brother Love ;D LOL ;D Title: Re:Born a Baptist Post by: The Crusader on December 24, 2003, 06:39:04 AM Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" ;D I will be mailing this out to everyone on my mailing list. Its a Good one. The Crusader |